On the real, I have no idea how to actually turn that kind of cash into something usable. Like, I can’t just drive that to the bank to deposit it because of all the various checks that go into play.
Many-Editor-4514 on
The lesson is “When life gives you lemons…”
EncabulatorTurbo on
Take a small enough percentage of it that the cartel doesnt spend *that* much effort looking
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“My Son… Why does he have that much cash in his car? Probably not for shopping or buying a new home, so… it’s very likely no one knows he’s out there with that amount of money. You’ve probably already heard that in this generation, it’s tough to afford anything—a home, a nice car, a degree. Do you think any billionaire became a billionaire by being honest? So, let’s start hauling the bills over, and don’t tell Mom what we found. When we’re back home, I’ll get you the new PS5 Pro with all the games you want. Deal?!”
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“Don’t take it all at once. Make sure you remember the places you’ve stashed the rest.”
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Percentages, and how to invest for your future.
One person’s loss…is another person’s gain!
The lesson of “always check for a tracker”
On the real, I have no idea how to actually turn that kind of cash into something usable. Like, I can’t just drive that to the bank to deposit it because of all the various checks that go into play.
The lesson is “When life gives you lemons…”
Take a small enough percentage of it that the cartel doesnt spend *that* much effort looking
“My Son… Why does he have that much cash in his car? Probably not for shopping or buying a new home, so… it’s very likely no one knows he’s out there with that amount of money. You’ve probably already heard that in this generation, it’s tough to afford anything—a home, a nice car, a degree. Do you think any billionaire became a billionaire by being honest? So, let’s start hauling the bills over, and don’t tell Mom what we found. When we’re back home, I’ll get you the new PS5 Pro with all the games you want. Deal?!”
“Don’t take it all at once. Make sure you remember the places you’ve stashed the rest.”
What child?