kinda crazy how, comparatively ,new the discovery of dinosaurs is
FewTill8072 on
Bro just tryna see a T-Rex not a tax reform
LocksmithNo8213 on
Man skipped the culture war and went straight to Jurassic Park.
Felczer on
Not sure if he would be democrat or republican but I can assure you he would not be cool with the whole “maybe lets run for 3rd term” thing given that the whole only 2 terms precedence was set by him.
He would propably not be cool with FDR either.
m1s4gh1 on
Founding father, not founding Facebook argument
Sliver-Knight9219 on
I think everyone agrees he would be racist as hell.
Sliver-Knight9219 on
I think everyone agrees he would be racist as hell.
Still-Cash1599 on
George Washington started the No Kings movement
ZeroOhblighation on
He’d be a UFC fighter and go 11-4 and lose a lightweight championship fight, do celebrity boxing for a few fights and then get married and settle down
Mostly_Armless42 on
Isaac in the TV show Ghosts, essentially
Etherealwarbear on
Did everyone forget that his older brother was a slaver? And how racist the elites were at the time?
Ok_Finance_8292 on
I mean he’s right
Dinosaurs are pretty cool
Guess I have something in common with him
AutismFlavored on
What do you mean Madeira isn’t popular anymore??
anomander_galt on
George Washington will be more horrified that America had 2 Catholic Presidents (and a sitting VP) than anything else.
Then he’ll probably find the moon landing the most shocking historical fact
Successful_Gas_5122 on
Jefferson: Mammoths died 10,000 years ago? Aw nuts
Eamon83 on
He would tell them both to piss off; he was anti political party
steady_eddie215 on
I don’t know how woke he’d be, but he’s definitely have an issue with someone making jokes about being a king. Washington lost his shit on the one foot who suggested it, she he night actually have taken up arms against shit like the orangutan who Russia placed in office
MeQuista on
George Washington would think the Smithsonian was dope and his monument was lame.
*sees Lincoln memorial*
“You let them go??”
Hypertension123456 on
“What’s with all this debate about vaccines? Have you forgotten how to bleed?”
tapdancinghellspawn on
If Washington were alive today, he’d definitely would have participated in the No Fucking Kings day protests.
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kinda crazy how, comparatively ,new the discovery of dinosaurs is
Bro just tryna see a T-Rex not a tax reform
Man skipped the culture war and went straight to Jurassic Park.
Not sure if he would be democrat or republican but I can assure you he would not be cool with the whole “maybe lets run for 3rd term” thing given that the whole only 2 terms precedence was set by him.
He would propably not be cool with FDR either.
Founding father, not founding Facebook argument
I think everyone agrees he would be racist as hell.
I think everyone agrees he would be racist as hell.
George Washington started the No Kings movement
He’d be a UFC fighter and go 11-4 and lose a lightweight championship fight, do celebrity boxing for a few fights and then get married and settle down
Isaac in the TV show Ghosts, essentially
Did everyone forget that his older brother was a slaver? And how racist the elites were at the time?
I mean he’s right
Dinosaurs are pretty cool
Guess I have something in common with him
What do you mean Madeira isn’t popular anymore??
George Washington will be more horrified that America had 2 Catholic Presidents (and a sitting VP) than anything else.
Then he’ll probably find the moon landing the most shocking historical fact
Jefferson: Mammoths died 10,000 years ago? Aw nuts
He would tell them both to piss off; he was anti political party
I don’t know how woke he’d be, but he’s definitely have an issue with someone making jokes about being a king. Washington lost his shit on the one foot who suggested it, she he night actually have taken up arms against shit like the orangutan who Russia placed in office
George Washington would think the Smithsonian was dope and his monument was lame.
*sees Lincoln memorial*
“You let them go??”
“What’s with all this debate about vaccines? Have you forgotten how to bleed?”
If Washington were alive today, he’d definitely would have participated in the No Fucking Kings day protests.