In Mitch Hedberg’s voice -I saw this guy who loved chicken eating a fertile egg. I said “Dude, you gotta wait!”.
Creative-Invite583 on
Baluut? Do you have a large Filipino population where you live?
Simple_Scene_2211 on
Nothing says fresh like eggs that might fight back
crossedstaves on
It doesn’t say *chicken* eggs, anything might hatch
EasternShade on
Life begins at fertilization*. That’s a carton of a dozen chickens kept in inhumane conditions. All lives matter. Back the coop. Agrarian Alcatraz.
* No, I don’t actually believe this**. The absurdity is the point.
** Any of this, really. Again, absurdity.
Sh0ckValu3 on
Rooster semen adds a little extra zip.
chubbypuppy19 on
Are they still hatchable if they’ve been stored in the fridge?
DrTommyNotMD on
Will they hatch after refrigeration?
jellyn7 on
Infinite chicken hack.
MrGraywood on
Other companies just use the phrase “Farm-fresh”..
CheeseWheels38 on
They’re into the infinite chicken/egg hack!
saggywitchtits on
It says fertile eggs, not fertilized. Willing of accepting sperm, not already accepted.
the_brilliant_circle on
I better start paying more attention to labels.
ParticularHill on
These are eggs laid by hens that were in contact with a rooster. They are immediately refrigerated after laying — that stops the development of the embryo. If you cracked one open it would look and taste like any normal egg. People who grow up on small farms routinely eat fertilized eggs that were never incubated because their chickens always are in contact with roosters.
Refrigeration stops embryonic development but doesnt kill the embryo. You can incubate these and hatch them. Many reddit posts where people have done this on r/traderjoes
stupidber on
You want to know your eggs came from a chicken that had a healthy sex life. Regular eggs come from incel chickens.
FaroelectricJalapeno on
Does that mean they have chicken cum in them?
AlwekArc on
Fertile ≠ Fertalized
theothermen on
Fetus, fetus, snake…fetus
strangway on
Man, it’s like a genie giving you 12 wishes, but your wishes are for *more wishes*. It’s bulletproof!
Clawshot52 on
I like the idea of a store selling what are basically the equivalent of a bag of seeds, but for chickens.
Mysterious-Alps-5186 on
One way to play a prank… switch a few with the regular egg cartons
dantheman200022 on
If a) my daughter read the word fertile, b) understand what that means, and c) we had these in the UK. Im sure I’d be overan by things with wings by now.
Papasmurf43469 on
Yes, these are in the refrigerator, so I don’t think they are able to hatch. I’m not sure what their purpose is.
bramblesovereign on
Fertile does not mean fertilized. This just means the eggs are unpasteurized and unwashed. They could be free ranged with roosters, there’s no guarantee.
Fertile is more appealing to non-chicken owners than saying unpasteurized and unwashed because it means there’s chicken butt juices all over them still. You can’t wash them because the bloom helps prevents bacteria from entering the membrane and further. Unpasteurized means they’re not heated to kill bacteria, which is also off-putting to most non-chicken owners because it could mean increased chances of illness.
All in all, this is just a marketing tactic. They’re trying to boost their sales of this product with appealing words and possibilities. In reality, they’re butt nuggets complete with the juices. Also note they chose to not say farm fresh as an advertisement label on the carton. This is because fresh requires to be under a certain age since lay. This means these eggs are probably around 3-6 weeks old. Unwashed farm fresh eggs are good on the counter for up to a month and up to almost 3 months in the fridge.
Sourcd: I own chickens. I eat the eggs.
joestaff on
“You _could_ hatch these.”
So genuinely asking, what else would you do with fertilized eggs?
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In Mitch Hedberg’s voice -I saw this guy who loved chicken eating a fertile egg. I said “Dude, you gotta wait!”.
Baluut? Do you have a large Filipino population where you live?
Nothing says fresh like eggs that might fight back
It doesn’t say *chicken* eggs, anything might hatch
Life begins at fertilization*. That’s a carton of a dozen chickens kept in inhumane conditions. All lives matter. Back the coop. Agrarian Alcatraz.
* No, I don’t actually believe this**. The absurdity is the point.
** Any of this, really. Again, absurdity.
Rooster semen adds a little extra zip.
Are they still hatchable if they’ve been stored in the fridge?
Will they hatch after refrigeration?
Infinite chicken hack.
Other companies just use the phrase “Farm-fresh”..
They’re into the infinite chicken/egg hack!
It says fertile eggs, not fertilized. Willing of accepting sperm, not already accepted.
I better start paying more attention to labels.
These are eggs laid by hens that were in contact with a rooster. They are immediately refrigerated after laying — that stops the development of the embryo. If you cracked one open it would look and taste like any normal egg. People who grow up on small farms routinely eat fertilized eggs that were never incubated because their chickens always are in contact with roosters.
Refrigeration stops embryonic development but doesnt kill the embryo. You can incubate these and hatch them. Many reddit posts where people have done this on r/traderjoes
You want to know your eggs came from a chicken that had a healthy sex life. Regular eggs come from incel chickens.
Does that mean they have chicken cum in them?
Fertile ≠ Fertalized
Fetus, fetus, snake…fetus
Man, it’s like a genie giving you 12 wishes, but your wishes are for *more wishes*. It’s bulletproof!
I like the idea of a store selling what are basically the equivalent of a bag of seeds, but for chickens.
One way to play a prank… switch a few with the regular egg cartons
If a) my daughter read the word fertile, b) understand what that means, and c) we had these in the UK. Im sure I’d be overan by things with wings by now.
Yes, these are in the refrigerator, so I don’t think they are able to hatch. I’m not sure what their purpose is.
Fertile does not mean fertilized. This just means the eggs are unpasteurized and unwashed. They could be free ranged with roosters, there’s no guarantee.
Fertile is more appealing to non-chicken owners than saying unpasteurized and unwashed because it means there’s chicken butt juices all over them still. You can’t wash them because the bloom helps prevents bacteria from entering the membrane and further. Unpasteurized means they’re not heated to kill bacteria, which is also off-putting to most non-chicken owners because it could mean increased chances of illness.
All in all, this is just a marketing tactic. They’re trying to boost their sales of this product with appealing words and possibilities. In reality, they’re butt nuggets complete with the juices. Also note they chose to not say farm fresh as an advertisement label on the carton. This is because fresh requires to be under a certain age since lay. This means these eggs are probably around 3-6 weeks old. Unwashed farm fresh eggs are good on the counter for up to a month and up to almost 3 months in the fridge.
Sourcd: I own chickens. I eat the eggs.
“You _could_ hatch these.”
So genuinely asking, what else would you do with fertilized eggs?
Fertile not fertilized