So Many Good Possibilities but Only One That’s Perfect

    by AceMaveriic

    22 Comments

    1. Ok, let’s take a look at your choices, starting from the bottom and working our way up:

      1. Sleeps with every important actor for about six months and then finds someone new.

      2. Dead eyes. Really tells you everything.

      3. That’s a whole can of issues I won’t even go near.

      4. You won’t be able to see her if the sun is too bright.

      5. Emilia…she seems actually awesome and the eyebrow thing is probably going to be good entertainment.

      6. Jarjar is really the best choice here.

      Seriously, though, what an odd wheel of choices. Mine would be very different and not just because 5/6 would be pornstars

    2. UtopianWarCriminal on

      Imagine what he could do with that tongue…

      Wait, no, don’t!

      Ah fuck it— we ball.

      (Yes that’s an EM dash, fuck you)

    3. I believe in a true relationship with Mystique, she would transform during the first dates and then she would say “you don’t love me for me” and the sex with be with the original blue body with scales. Which by the way I would be totally fine with.

    4. Bud…. If you don’t like your women blue and spiky, marrying her was a mistake. What do you think is gonna happen when you say “turn into jar-jar”. Do you think she will turn into jar jar? Heeeeellll no. You’re in for a night of “what does jar jar have that i don’t” conversation, that will end an hour before your workday starts. You DO NOT want this.

    5. Repulsive_Level9699 on

      My only fear with this is that, if she’s mad, she’ll let me hit and right before I cum, she turns into my dad or something.

      UGh.

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