Ok, let’s take a look at your choices, starting from the bottom and working our way up:
1. Sleeps with every important actor for about six months and then finds someone new.
2. Dead eyes. Really tells you everything.
3. That’s a whole can of issues I won’t even go near.
4. You won’t be able to see her if the sun is too bright.
5. Emilia…she seems actually awesome and the eyebrow thing is probably going to be good entertainment.
6. Jarjar is really the best choice here.
Seriously, though, what an odd wheel of choices. Mine would be very different and not just because 5/6 would be pornstars
EmpireCityRay on
Ana de Armas as Mystique would blow up ticket sales.
Seroko on
I don’t see Shrek in that picture
AFineDayForScience on
Two in the pinks, one in the binks
UtopianWarCriminal on
Imagine what he could do with that tongue…
Wait, no, don’t!
Ah fuck it— we ball.
(Yes that’s an EM dash, fuck you)
DigitalHitmann on
Tongue game honestly probably pretty strong.
Doomenor on
I believe in a true relationship with Mystique, she would transform during the first dates and then she would say “you don’t love me for me” and the sex with be with the original blue body with scales. Which by the way I would be totally fine with.
anatomicalinferno on
Well, Harvey Weinstein already did that without being a fictional creature.
bomzay on
Bud…. If you don’t like your women blue and spiky, marrying her was a mistake. What do you think is gonna happen when you say “turn into jar-jar”. Do you think she will turn into jar jar? Heeeeellll no. You’re in for a night of “what does jar jar have that i don’t” conversation, that will end an hour before your workday starts. You DO NOT want this.
Repulsive_Level9699 on
You forgot to put Henry in the lineup. lol
Repulsive_Level9699 on
My only fear with this is that, if she’s mad, she’ll let me hit and right before I cum, she turns into my dad or something.
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Fuck JarJar!
Yes sir me sir JarJar😋
All very good choices
Misa fuck you up
Meeesa gon be sick
You know what, you might be on to something
I’d marry Mystique for being Mystique 🥹
or Steven Seagal
Ok, let’s take a look at your choices, starting from the bottom and working our way up:
1. Sleeps with every important actor for about six months and then finds someone new.
2. Dead eyes. Really tells you everything.
3. That’s a whole can of issues I won’t even go near.
4. You won’t be able to see her if the sun is too bright.
5. Emilia…she seems actually awesome and the eyebrow thing is probably going to be good entertainment.
6. Jarjar is really the best choice here.
Seriously, though, what an odd wheel of choices. Mine would be very different and not just because 5/6 would be pornstars
Ana de Armas as Mystique would blow up ticket sales.
I don’t see Shrek in that picture
Two in the pinks, one in the binks
Imagine what he could do with that tongue…
Wait, no, don’t!
Ah fuck it— we ball.
(Yes that’s an EM dash, fuck you)
Tongue game honestly probably pretty strong.
I believe in a true relationship with Mystique, she would transform during the first dates and then she would say “you don’t love me for me” and the sex with be with the original blue body with scales. Which by the way I would be totally fine with.
Well, Harvey Weinstein already did that without being a fictional creature.
Bud…. If you don’t like your women blue and spiky, marrying her was a mistake. What do you think is gonna happen when you say “turn into jar-jar”. Do you think she will turn into jar jar? Heeeeellll no. You’re in for a night of “what does jar jar have that i don’t” conversation, that will end an hour before your workday starts. You DO NOT want this.
You forgot to put Henry in the lineup. lol
My only fear with this is that, if she’s mad, she’ll let me hit and right before I cum, she turns into my dad or something.
UGh.
Can she turn into men?
Oh jar jar! Don’t stop!
Yeah but the blue is kinda…