>During an interview for the since-shuttered Maximum Golf magazine, Trump, referring to a “young socialite” at his Mar-a-Lago resort, told a reporter “there’s nothing in the world like first-rate pussy.”
I bet he lubes his finger up and finger fucks his own neck.
MotherFuckinEeyore on
Makes me want to put a fire in the fireplace, play some Barry White, lay down a blanket, pour a couple of glasses of wine, open a jar of coconut oil, and “smooth out some wrinkles.”
Omnifob on
Hey! My cameltoe is up here!
Mysterious_End8478 on
Only majority he has; Labia Majora
QuestionableComma on
That’s where Putin keeps his sputnik
WordNERD37 on
Nah, it’s WAY too old for his tastes.
totally_anomalous on
Throttles himself every dammmm time… then wonders why.
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If choked will it get pleasure or just…
Well out of breath in any scenario I guess😝
A Throatum Sac
Hmm, yeasty!
Neckussy
Jugussy
A neck unlike any neck ever seen
Eewww, put a NSFW tag on that, will you?
what a terrible day to have eyes
He’s only attracted to necks that were born after 2010.
At least the carpet matches the drapes. That must be why he never has facial hair.
https://preview.redd.it/bjf5rd8lyivf1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363f7e28e43172582121761c1a71a5d35475ecb0
If there was a hole in there that went directly to his throat, I would shit into it.
I bet he wipes his Nussy back to front
Next MAGA fashion fad, turtleneck dickies.
I laughed so hard I scared my cats!
He does like it before it gets hair on it.
To borrow from the incel/trans obsessed neck beards playbook…i see no evidence of an adams apple, must be female
Smart people don’t like him
OH. MY. GAWDDDD
https://preview.redd.it/2kbba03jcjvf1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a52c133f819b004ee2a3f1b9f0121c7e83883f0
>During an interview for the since-shuttered Maximum Golf magazine, Trump, referring to a “young socialite” at his Mar-a-Lago resort, told a reporter “there’s nothing in the world like first-rate pussy.”
https://preview.redd.it/o4cwnosfejvf1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0908326db61abf84e5798cbb55d9006b812b7d
The Neckgina Monologues.
https://preview.redd.it/p9gdsv62ijvf1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a614ed207244683c82854e9bf836ad46db88a5a2
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I bet he lubes his finger up and finger fucks his own neck.
Makes me want to put a fire in the fireplace, play some Barry White, lay down a blanket, pour a couple of glasses of wine, open a jar of coconut oil, and “smooth out some wrinkles.”
Hey! My cameltoe is up here!
Only majority he has; Labia Majora
That’s where Putin keeps his sputnik
Nah, it’s WAY too old for his tastes.
Throttles himself every dammmm time… then wonders why.