Think his real complaint would be about that huge wattle and not his hair.
TrashCapable on
Neck vaginas are not a good look Donny. You should work on that.
ObliviousRounding on
I want to see this lawsuit.
Emergency-Pack-5497 on
His head looks like a balloon, his neck is the knot, and the tie is the string
JangSaverem on
Hated it so much that the white house posted it and praised him
So they have to, what, delete it so he doesn’t see it now like the baby king?
TrashCapable on
Funny how he thinks there is a possibility that someone can take a flattering picture of him.
daisysharper on
Oh this is real? I saw it on bluesky but thought it was fake. The problem with this guy, well, one of many, is that he posts such insane stuff that I never really know what’s real.
Whole_Inside_4863 on
Don’t worry Donald, I will never look at a picture of you and not think, what a piece of garbage, so please don’t stress about any of the details.
daisysharper on
They have treatements for the neck, but I think his case is so severe he needs an actual deep plane neck lift. He can afford it with all of the money he’s bribed and stolen. Or, “stollen” if you’d rather.
joshtalife on
Such an alpha male crying on the internet again.
iLikeMangosteens on
I didn’t notice the M was a crown. Thanks for pointing that out.
3006mv on
It’s not a crown it’s devil horns
beepingclownshoes on
I think they wanted to show off how miraculously his ear healed. Many people are saying it’s perfect. Like it was never nearly hit by a bullet before.
joshtalife on
Neck labia
HibiscusGrower on
What crown? The letter M?
santa_91 on
This is the man conservatives worship like a god. The most sensitive, fragile, vain, petty human who has ever lived.
s3thm on
Related story – Times confirms Epstein files are not hiding in the presidents neck flaps
toooldforacnh on
He should be more upset about those beef curtains.
Oystermeat on
reminds me of when I squat naked over a mirror
b0wie88 on
They’re going to have to pixelate his nussy for the Japanese version
Trumpswells on
Time photo op: Man of Great Stature. Mortals can only aspire to such heights. s/
UnusualAir1 on
Trump has an evil soul. That causes his particularly evil visage. 🙂
Dananism on
Dusty Don doesn’t realize that’s how people fucking see him. He’s delusional.
When you look like he does, their are no flattering pictures
Organic_Witness345 on
Gaza is wrecked. There is no meaningful plan for assisting its population. Forced relocation is not off the table. And Trump is publicly asking the Israeli president to pardon Netanyahu. But sure. Let’s give Trump a victory lap for a deal that Bibi spiked a year ago under Biden, probably because he sensed he wasn’t going to receive US support for being a war criminal at the time.
bomb_bat on
That ear looks immaculate. Not even a scar!
TigPanda on
You know how some people (usually women) filter & edit their photos so much that you’d never recognize a candid, unedited shot of them? I think that after a while, the subject themselves starts to believe that they look the way they appear in the edited version of things, and trump is no exception. He is so used to his weirdo followers photoshopping him as muscular, younger, thinner, etc, that when he sees what he actually looks like, he thinks somebody is picking on him or choosing a bad photo on purpose. No, dumbass, that’s how you look…you’re a fat, unhealthy old man.
The GOP’s refusal to accept reality knows no bounds 😂
mvrander on
You can see the scar on his ear from the bullet
Oh no, no you can’t
BetMyLastKrispyKreme on
Dude, your hair disappeared itself. It was sick of being near of you. Face it; you’re balding, at nearly 80. It happens to lots of people; you’re not special, nor above human frailty.
And you’re still not getting into Heaven.
Accomplished-Sign-31 on
Holy shit the pic was a lot worse than I expected
LoisWade42 on
Maybe he saw the RawStory article? IT has a crown pic.
I won’t link directly… but search RawStory for an article titled: **Trump already prepping for impeachment just 100 days in:**
The Time cover with him on the front is from May of 2024. And the M in TIME is over his head… and does look remarkably like erm… horns… given that they’re RED.
derpferd on
This guy is such a tragic wanker.
You’re the President of the United States.
ManChildMusician on
To quote my grandmother, “Some people, upon the gallows, would use their last breath to complain that the rope is too coarse.”
My brother in Christ, you’re still on the front of Time magazine. We all know you look like shit and this is *exactly* the photo you deserve.
Ecstatic_Account_744 on
If this was your grandfather, he’d be in an assisted living facility.
SinsOfThePast03 on
Fuck Time Magazine
zxcoleman on
Obviously his magic mirror has been lying to him as the pic is right on.
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let’s not talk about those neck flaps…
maybe he should get some plastic surgery so he can look like Kristi Noem or Vanky.
Who’s going to tell the emperor about his clothes?
https://preview.redd.it/c4run7o6c2vf1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a5ff997251d3b8f41c9df787ad3c0d080101336
he looks like scrambled shit in real life
Impressive wattle!
Meat curtains of the neck
Was he saying a larger crown would have been better?
>They “disappeared” my hair, and then had **something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown**, but an extremely small one.
You dumb motherfucker, that’s the M in TIME. JHFC!
That’s what you look like, dude.
https://preview.redd.it/969nclsgd2vf1.jpeg?width=2363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52de31e3a3c42ce2ba6b35b31eb9aee30ee0690
Think his real complaint would be about that huge wattle and not his hair.
Neck vaginas are not a good look Donny. You should work on that.
I want to see this lawsuit.
His head looks like a balloon, his neck is the knot, and the tie is the string
Hated it so much that the white house posted it and praised him
So they have to, what, delete it so he doesn’t see it now like the baby king?
Funny how he thinks there is a possibility that someone can take a flattering picture of him.
Oh this is real? I saw it on bluesky but thought it was fake. The problem with this guy, well, one of many, is that he posts such insane stuff that I never really know what’s real.
Don’t worry Donald, I will never look at a picture of you and not think, what a piece of garbage, so please don’t stress about any of the details.
They have treatements for the neck, but I think his case is so severe he needs an actual deep plane neck lift. He can afford it with all of the money he’s bribed and stolen. Or, “stollen” if you’d rather.
Such an alpha male crying on the internet again.
I didn’t notice the M was a crown. Thanks for pointing that out.
It’s not a crown it’s devil horns
I think they wanted to show off how miraculously his ear healed. Many people are saying it’s perfect. Like it was never nearly hit by a bullet before.
Neck labia
What crown? The letter M?
This is the man conservatives worship like a god. The most sensitive, fragile, vain, petty human who has ever lived.
Related story – Times confirms Epstein files are not hiding in the presidents neck flaps
He should be more upset about those beef curtains.
reminds me of when I squat naked over a mirror
They’re going to have to pixelate his nussy for the Japanese version
Time photo op: Man of Great Stature. Mortals can only aspire to such heights. s/
Trump has an evil soul. That causes his particularly evil visage. 🙂
Dusty Don doesn’t realize that’s how people fucking see him. He’s delusional.
https://preview.redd.it/1nj1xmxeh2vf1.jpeg?width=761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50801b277d4df5eec2953d11e564fa5817694545
Jive Turkey-Neck
When you look like he does, their are no flattering pictures
Gaza is wrecked. There is no meaningful plan for assisting its population. Forced relocation is not off the table. And Trump is publicly asking the Israeli president to pardon Netanyahu. But sure. Let’s give Trump a victory lap for a deal that Bibi spiked a year ago under Biden, probably because he sensed he wasn’t going to receive US support for being a war criminal at the time.
That ear looks immaculate. Not even a scar!
You know how some people (usually women) filter & edit their photos so much that you’d never recognize a candid, unedited shot of them? I think that after a while, the subject themselves starts to believe that they look the way they appear in the edited version of things, and trump is no exception. He is so used to his weirdo followers photoshopping him as muscular, younger, thinner, etc, that when he sees what he actually looks like, he thinks somebody is picking on him or choosing a bad photo on purpose. No, dumbass, that’s how you look…you’re a fat, unhealthy old man.
The GOP’s refusal to accept reality knows no bounds 😂
You can see the scar on his ear from the bullet
Oh no, no you can’t
Dude, your hair disappeared itself. It was sick of being near of you. Face it; you’re balding, at nearly 80. It happens to lots of people; you’re not special, nor above human frailty.
And you’re still not getting into Heaven.
Holy shit the pic was a lot worse than I expected
Maybe he saw the RawStory article? IT has a crown pic.
I won’t link directly… but search RawStory for an article titled: **Trump already prepping for impeachment just 100 days in:**
The Time cover with him on the front is from May of 2024. And the M in TIME is over his head… and does look remarkably like erm… horns… given that they’re RED.
This guy is such a tragic wanker.
You’re the President of the United States.
To quote my grandmother, “Some people, upon the gallows, would use their last breath to complain that the rope is too coarse.”
My brother in Christ, you’re still on the front of Time magazine. We all know you look like shit and this is *exactly* the photo you deserve.
If this was your grandfather, he’d be in an assisted living facility.
Fuck Time Magazine
Obviously his magic mirror has been lying to him as the pic is right on.