I found a fleshlite yesterday on a local trail. It was half covered by leaves and in the context of walking a trail I thought someone left a Kong dog toy behind. I picked it up, immediately realized how soft and floppy it was whereas a Kong is very hard rubber. I hurled it as fast as I could then ground my hand into the dirt for a make-shift “wash”.
Jerimus1 on
Those are some clean kicks brother when and where is the next cookout
Eggplant-666 on
That’s the tiniest one ever. Wtf
darkoh84 on
Judging by your dad shoe this might be the highlight of your year. Enjoy it.
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If you go down the woods today you’re in for a big surprise
Where is it? Asking for a friend.
Yeah it’s allergy season alright. A tickle of the nose, a little sneeze while jogging and boom.
Some poor asshole is feeling empty right now
Score! Free stuff.
Cinderella
What’s it taste like?
No worries. In my experience, it’s incredibly easy to find an asshole.
I’m hearing the ad jingle, “Plug it in plug it in,” in my head right now.
bet you took it home you dirty dog
Looks like theres a baseball on your shoe, mildly interesting.
Gesundheit.
😱 Just did a Google Lens search ‘cos I didn’t know what it was! 🤣
Someone had gas
You best be careful OP, with those Crispy NBs you might get scooped or plugged up
who hasn’t lost one, come on … raise your hand !!!
An angel lost her wings 😢
Alas…
Now I have the B-52s singing “Butt plug! Baby, buuutt plug!” To the tune of Love Shack, on a loop, in my head.
It is going to be an interesting Monday.
Shit sorry I knew it felt a bit drafty!
Looks like a fart rocket to me
Bro put it back where it was
Those look like some new Air Monarchs or New Balance 409s
Someone sneezed too hard?
Fancy paper weight!
Was it warm?
What sub was it yesterday where the person found the yoni egg in the stream? What is going on, people?
Is it flavored?
This is a sign of the end times.
Dad!?
I believe that is a tool for reaming peaches?
It done popped out 😆
Someone had a surprise sneeze
Time to upsize.
Lick it and stick it..!
Do you know a good place for a Stick Up..?
Get a grip!
Did your dog sniff it?
[Butt plugs?](https://youtu.be/BLjnl0IpK_M?si=e3SUCXhfj1pj_QPA)
I found a fleshlite yesterday on a local trail. It was half covered by leaves and in the context of walking a trail I thought someone left a Kong dog toy behind. I picked it up, immediately realized how soft and floppy it was whereas a Kong is very hard rubber. I hurled it as fast as I could then ground my hand into the dirt for a make-shift “wash”.
Those are some clean kicks brother when and where is the next cookout
That’s the tiniest one ever. Wtf
Judging by your dad shoe this might be the highlight of your year. Enjoy it.
Plug it in