The funny here is non-believer who never studies the Bible gives his or her two cents on the scripture. LOL! Always makes me think “Get Jesus” or “Get Dumb.” HaHaHa funny you aee.
logicalsanity on
Mary got pregnant, wasn’t married.
“Whorish” behavior in that time and culture was often handled via shunning, shaming, or being stoned to death.
I think a grand tale captivated the poor and illiterate.
AZMODAN68 on
I like to imagine that the people who made the Bible were the first people to discover and ingest shrooms and/or smoke weed. May not be true for certain but it’s a funny thought regardless that the Bible wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as back in the day everyone knew some shroomers/stoners made it all up but it became relevant all because we found it buried somewhere and thought it was important.
SocksOnHands on
According to the Trinity, the father, the son, and the holy ghost are all one. Would that kinda mean that Jesus go his mother pregnant with himself? Ew.
andyblu on
Lots of people piss off God and get punished
reserved_seating on
Why is this considered funny?
nwbrown on
The whole Mary was a virgin things came decades after Jesus died based on a mistranslation in the Septuagint.
None of them would have known anything about Mary’s sex life. And the apostle Paul wrote a lot about the virtue of chastity. Had there been a tradition that Mary was a virgin back then he certainly would have referred to it.
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Jesus’s weird years
The funny here is non-believer who never studies the Bible gives his or her two cents on the scripture. LOL! Always makes me think “Get Jesus” or “Get Dumb.” HaHaHa funny you aee.
Mary got pregnant, wasn’t married.
“Whorish” behavior in that time and culture was often handled via shunning, shaming, or being stoned to death.
I think a grand tale captivated the poor and illiterate.
I like to imagine that the people who made the Bible were the first people to discover and ingest shrooms and/or smoke weed. May not be true for certain but it’s a funny thought regardless that the Bible wasn’t meant to be taken seriously as back in the day everyone knew some shroomers/stoners made it all up but it became relevant all because we found it buried somewhere and thought it was important.
According to the Trinity, the father, the son, and the holy ghost are all one. Would that kinda mean that Jesus go his mother pregnant with himself? Ew.
Lots of people piss off God and get punished
Why is this considered funny?
The whole Mary was a virgin things came decades after Jesus died based on a mistranslation in the Septuagint.
None of them would have known anything about Mary’s sex life. And the apostle Paul wrote a lot about the virtue of chastity. Had there been a tradition that Mary was a virgin back then he certainly would have referred to it.
low hanging fruit round here. enjoy your upvotes.