What a disappointingly empty day that must’ve been for them.
tod_stiles on
Are the owners in the car? No they are not. They have been rapturized.
sunshinerain1208 on
Might as well go to the movies since the rapture was a no go.
HuumanDriftWood on
Mental health on display
LowVoltCharlie on
I’m really disappointed that I didn’t set up a scam to take money from all these religious nut jobs. I guarantee anyone who believed this would happen are the same people who go against all of Jesus’ teachings and treat everyone else like garbage. Maybe next Rapture I’ll come up with something 🤷
Snoo_74705 on
I missed the Rapture *again!?* FML
-edit-
A quote from the website:
>*”How the Lord helped me when I used to be so very depressed and suicidal, all while being a* ***Bible banging born-again Christian****, thinking it was only everyone else who needed the lord!”*
Can’t make this shit up! 😂
Laez on
It was the rapture, it’s just everyone was left behind.
mysteriousmeatman on
Guess they didnt make the cut.
Melodic_Row_5121 on
And no man shall know the day nor the hour.
Anyone who tries to predict the rapture is, by Biblical definition, a false prophet. So by their own rules, they can be safely ignored.
HyrrokinAura on
I love that they’re laminated. It looks like they’d have sticky velcro on the back so when they have to change the date, they can just pop new signs on the old velcro on the car.
Ok_Needleworker_6017 on
Must be a total bummer to realize you weren’t chosen by the invisible sky daddy.
o_MrBombastic_o on
That they’re unashamed is kind of the problem, they need some self reflection and sense of embarrassment in their life
rustyxj on
“I survived another rapture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt”
Pikeman212a6c on
The most ingenious way of getting out of a lease.
jnthn1111 on
Probably watching the smashing machine
Upset_Nothing3051 on
I wonder if he’s on edge about it. /s
Toe_bean-UwU on
There saying the rapture is happening soon again
ghostfaceschiller on
On their advice, went to trouble.org; disappointingly boring
evildoesdo on
Is it a bad sign that it’s been two weeks and those papers under the wipers are still there? Do you think the driver is ok? I wonder if they have been back to the car or if they decided to take an emergency exit
Reverb20 on
Are those laminated for the next rapture?
golbezexdeath on
Well. They ARE “Famous Potatoes.”
ManamiVixen on
Looks like they abandoned the car.
“Why do we need a car if we are going to meet Jesus?”
They left it and went somewhere else, probably with a church covenant, and either are too embarrassed to retrieve the car, or they lack the funds to make it back.
Sad, really…
Gracie_TheOriginal on
I would wait for them to come back to their car and then scream at them “why are you still here?!?!”.
CleverInnuendo on
I went to check out that “recommended viewing”, and the timeline of their video titles as it came and went is like a comedy unto itself.
Aezorion on
Idaho license plate. Of course it is.
Pleasant-Bison-6450 on
That tracks for Idaho
StellaSlayer2020 on
If this is Idaho, I’m not surprised.
fabposes on
I was too busy watching the Jojo Steel Ball run trailer premiere that day
SexyTimeSamet on
Well then. Guess who didnt get accepted…..
ContraVic1 on
I’m 6 feet from the edge and I’m thinking, maybe six feet ain’t so far down
stormpilgrim on
I would have let them slide 13 days just in case the Rapture was on the Eastern Orthodox calendar, but that’s by the boards, now. It would have been funny to see this car off the shoulder of a road against a tree, though. Although, if the Rapture were occurring that day, why would you drive anywhere? Still have errands to run?
According2whoandwhat on
Why mask the plate number? Its driven on the open road, right?
henchman171 on
It’s usually 15 year old minivans that are crazy
TheAGivens on
They are too embarrassed to come pick there car up
MuchDevelopment7084 on
“As an atheist. I don’t think I’ll get raptured. But I would be willing to take care of all the possessions you leave behind. You know, so the don’t go to waste. I’ll send a blank power of attorney for you to sign. Just leave me your address….”
nerfedbeyblade on
I can not believe people fool themselves and others into believing that shit. I don’t hate religion so long as it doesn’t fuck with people’s well-being, but.. most do so 🤷♂️
8-bit_Goat on
I don’t know what a See-Cent Twinz TV Taped is, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.
UCFknight2016 on
This is a sign of a severe mental illness.
BlancheDeverpaw on
I LOLed at the “famous potatoes” after reading all the insane stickers 🤣
cleff5164 on
See the problem is they live with no shame, if they had shame they would be too embarressed to pit this on there car
FitBattle5899 on
no human, not even angels, knows the exact time of the end times or Christ’s second coming, as that knowledge is reserved for God the Father alone.
Any false prophet who says otherwise, os someone to avoid.
I don’t understand the September thing? Why September?
bobroscopcoltrane on
Lemme guess: “Y’all didn’t pray hard enough!”
Fungi52 on
When people obsess over the rapture it just makes me think they desperately want to relinquish all or most of their responsibilities, but don’t want the social or economic consequences.
NullArc9289 on
Can I have your car after you’re gone? I need to take other heathens to parties
ARoundForEveryone on
The rapture is gonna take 2 days? The Guy in charge of all the rapturing hasn’t practiced or streamlined the process enough to get it down to just one day? Took him seven days to set this whole place up, but hasn’t reverse engineered it to the point that He can’t destroy it in one? I personally reshingled the roof last year. Took me like 4 hours to remove all the shingles, but 2 1/2 days to put the new ones up. Destruction is a hell of a lot easier than construction.
Is there a sign-up sheet somewhere for this Rapture event? Like, I’d rather go on the second day, if I have the choice. Everyone will have a little more experience, I might know what to expect, etc. I certainly don’t wanna be first up. That’s like being a doctor’s first patient. No F-ing way. Let this guy get a few years under his belt, see some real shit before he deals with me. Let some other assholes be the Rapture Guinea Pigs.
Or is it more of a time zone thing? Like, as the sun rises in your neck of the woods, Rapture just races across the face of the Earth from East to West?
I understand religion and peoples’ craving for it. For answers, for decisions to be made for them, to hear that they’re good people and accepted into the Finer Things Club after death. I get it. Not my jam, but I get it. But if Rapture is a midsize Ford with a few laminated sheets of paper on it, can you all just leave me here when you go? I’ll turn the lights out when I’m done, I promise. But please, everyone just leave and get all Rapturey elsewhere and leave me out of it.
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What a disappointingly empty day that must’ve been for them.
Are the owners in the car? No they are not. They have been rapturized.
Might as well go to the movies since the rapture was a no go.
Mental health on display
I’m really disappointed that I didn’t set up a scam to take money from all these religious nut jobs. I guarantee anyone who believed this would happen are the same people who go against all of Jesus’ teachings and treat everyone else like garbage. Maybe next Rapture I’ll come up with something 🤷
I missed the Rapture *again!?* FML
-edit-
A quote from the website:
>*”How the Lord helped me when I used to be so very depressed and suicidal, all while being a* ***Bible banging born-again Christian****, thinking it was only everyone else who needed the lord!”*
Can’t make this shit up! 😂
It was the rapture, it’s just everyone was left behind.
Guess they didnt make the cut.
And no man shall know the day nor the hour.
Anyone who tries to predict the rapture is, by Biblical definition, a false prophet. So by their own rules, they can be safely ignored.
I love that they’re laminated. It looks like they’d have sticky velcro on the back so when they have to change the date, they can just pop new signs on the old velcro on the car.
Must be a total bummer to realize you weren’t chosen by the invisible sky daddy.
That they’re unashamed is kind of the problem, they need some self reflection and sense of embarrassment in their life
“I survived another rapture and all I got was this lousy T-shirt”
The most ingenious way of getting out of a lease.
Probably watching the smashing machine
I wonder if he’s on edge about it. /s
There saying the rapture is happening soon again
On their advice, went to trouble.org; disappointingly boring
Is it a bad sign that it’s been two weeks and those papers under the wipers are still there? Do you think the driver is ok? I wonder if they have been back to the car or if they decided to take an emergency exit
Are those laminated for the next rapture?
Well. They ARE “Famous Potatoes.”
Looks like they abandoned the car.
“Why do we need a car if we are going to meet Jesus?”
They left it and went somewhere else, probably with a church covenant, and either are too embarrassed to retrieve the car, or they lack the funds to make it back.
Sad, really…
I would wait for them to come back to their car and then scream at them “why are you still here?!?!”.
I went to check out that “recommended viewing”, and the timeline of their video titles as it came and went is like a comedy unto itself.
Idaho license plate. Of course it is.
That tracks for Idaho
If this is Idaho, I’m not surprised.
I was too busy watching the Jojo Steel Ball run trailer premiere that day
Well then. Guess who didnt get accepted…..
I’m 6 feet from the edge and I’m thinking, maybe six feet ain’t so far down
I would have let them slide 13 days just in case the Rapture was on the Eastern Orthodox calendar, but that’s by the boards, now. It would have been funny to see this car off the shoulder of a road against a tree, though. Although, if the Rapture were occurring that day, why would you drive anywhere? Still have errands to run?
Why mask the plate number? Its driven on the open road, right?
It’s usually 15 year old minivans that are crazy
They are too embarrassed to come pick there car up
“As an atheist. I don’t think I’ll get raptured. But I would be willing to take care of all the possessions you leave behind. You know, so the don’t go to waste. I’ll send a blank power of attorney for you to sign. Just leave me your address….”
I can not believe people fool themselves and others into believing that shit. I don’t hate religion so long as it doesn’t fuck with people’s well-being, but.. most do so 🤷♂️
I don’t know what a See-Cent Twinz TV Taped is, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.
This is a sign of a severe mental illness.
I LOLed at the “famous potatoes” after reading all the insane stickers 🤣
See the problem is they live with no shame, if they had shame they would be too embarressed to pit this on there car
no human, not even angels, knows the exact time of the end times or Christ’s second coming, as that knowledge is reserved for God the Father alone.
Any false prophet who says otherwise, os someone to avoid.
“No for sure this [time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictions_and_claims_for_the_Second_Coming) we’re right.”
I don’t understand the September thing? Why September?
Lemme guess: “Y’all didn’t pray hard enough!”
When people obsess over the rapture it just makes me think they desperately want to relinquish all or most of their responsibilities, but don’t want the social or economic consequences.
Can I have your car after you’re gone? I need to take other heathens to parties
The rapture is gonna take 2 days? The Guy in charge of all the rapturing hasn’t practiced or streamlined the process enough to get it down to just one day? Took him seven days to set this whole place up, but hasn’t reverse engineered it to the point that He can’t destroy it in one? I personally reshingled the roof last year. Took me like 4 hours to remove all the shingles, but 2 1/2 days to put the new ones up. Destruction is a hell of a lot easier than construction.
Is there a sign-up sheet somewhere for this Rapture event? Like, I’d rather go on the second day, if I have the choice. Everyone will have a little more experience, I might know what to expect, etc. I certainly don’t wanna be first up. That’s like being a doctor’s first patient. No F-ing way. Let this guy get a few years under his belt, see some real shit before he deals with me. Let some other assholes be the Rapture Guinea Pigs.
Or is it more of a time zone thing? Like, as the sun rises in your neck of the woods, Rapture just races across the face of the Earth from East to West?
I understand religion and peoples’ craving for it. For answers, for decisions to be made for them, to hear that they’re good people and accepted into the Finer Things Club after death. I get it. Not my jam, but I get it. But if Rapture is a midsize Ford with a few laminated sheets of paper on it, can you all just leave me here when you go? I’ll turn the lights out when I’m done, I promise. But please, everyone just leave and get all Rapturey elsewhere and leave me out of it.