He wasn’t there to help you win. He was there to judge you.
cristiano700000 on
When you said Jesus take the wheel, I didn’t think you meant the jackpot reel.
anditurnedaround on
If praying won’t cure babies with cancer, at the very least don’t think praying will help you win at gambling.
walkwalkjogjog on
Jesus doesn’t exist so that people can get rich.
ArchdukeFerdie on
🎵I don’t care if it rains or freezes as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my slots.
He comes in colors pink and pleasant. He glows in the dark cuz he’s phosphorescent. I’ll thank him if I ever win the pot.🎵
impossible_burrito on
This thing creeps me out. Two years ago I got a new family doctor and every time I visit there are slightly more of these lined up on the receptionists counter. There was one when I first started now there’s like 15 of them. All exactly the same.
Dagobot78 on
He was trying to keep you from wasting your money… you read the wrong sign
FTwo on
Even with a hole in each hand, Jesus holds onto money better than OP.
hey_calikxo on
well history will show that J Man lost to the house pretty bad last time around, this one’s on you
Temporary_Music5831 on
This is not funny.
lunarc on
This is the second post in a day seeing a random Jesus being placed somewhere…
Give-Me-The-Bat on
What are the odds the casino placed him there to bait gamblers
HelloRV3991 on
Jesus won.
TheProle on
That’s tiny Jerry Garcia
Worried-Bug2248 on
Did you just steal this picture from another redditor?
Cartoonicorn on
Hi there everyone. I would appreciate your help with understanding this new trend. This is the third “I looked over here and saw a tiny jesus” post in two days. Is this a new trend where people 3d print a jesus (or buy super cheap) and leave it around hoping people take pictures of it?
Fatherofthecentury13 on
Well, Christians say gambling is a sin, if so then why would Jesus help you win?
Mini_MnMz on
This doesn’t happen to be at an MGM does it 😂😂
PirateDaveZOMG on
“Go and sin no more”
Slipperychickin on
I see those everywhere
thestral_z on
People should stop littering.
Legitimate-Duty-5622 on
False hope is how the casinos are built. They don’t build them that big and fancy because they’re giving away money over there.
Tricky_Mix2449 on
Stoopid Jebus!
AirbagOff on
Jesus Saves… he doesn’t Pay Out.
Take him to a bank instead!
caferr14 on
It’s a sign to stop, not help you win lmao
mezha4mezha on
If you get to know him, you’ll win blessings in your life which are far more valuable than money.
Internal peace, love like you’ve never known, renewed joy in life, purpose – & the mental state that helps you work harder & smarter than ever before which, as you might surmise, will make you more money. And then, you’ll also have the clarity to use it wisely.
clockwirk on
You have to lose 10% of your money first, then you’ll start winning.
gridlock1024 on
Oh my God! I found this same little Jesus on a urinal in a mall in TN this past week.
el-conquistador240 on
Nothing disappoints like prayer
Boosucker0 on
Saw one of these Jesus on a gas pump I was filling at and it did not save me gas or fuel economy
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Why is he white?
It’s a sloth machine! Now, repent sinner!
He wasn’t there to help you win. He was there to judge you.
When you said Jesus take the wheel, I didn’t think you meant the jackpot reel.
If praying won’t cure babies with cancer, at the very least don’t think praying will help you win at gambling.
Jesus doesn’t exist so that people can get rich.
🎵I don’t care if it rains or freezes as long as I’ve got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my slots.
He comes in colors pink and pleasant. He glows in the dark cuz he’s phosphorescent. I’ll thank him if I ever win the pot.🎵
This thing creeps me out. Two years ago I got a new family doctor and every time I visit there are slightly more of these lined up on the receptionists counter. There was one when I first started now there’s like 15 of them. All exactly the same.
He was trying to keep you from wasting your money… you read the wrong sign
Even with a hole in each hand, Jesus holds onto money better than OP.
well history will show that J Man lost to the house pretty bad last time around, this one’s on you
This is not funny.
This is the second post in a day seeing a random Jesus being placed somewhere…
What are the odds the casino placed him there to bait gamblers
Jesus won.
That’s tiny Jerry Garcia
Did you just steal this picture from another redditor?
Hi there everyone. I would appreciate your help with understanding this new trend. This is the third “I looked over here and saw a tiny jesus” post in two days. Is this a new trend where people 3d print a jesus (or buy super cheap) and leave it around hoping people take pictures of it?
Well, Christians say gambling is a sin, if so then why would Jesus help you win?
This doesn’t happen to be at an MGM does it 😂😂
“Go and sin no more”
I see those everywhere
People should stop littering.
False hope is how the casinos are built. They don’t build them that big and fancy because they’re giving away money over there.
Stoopid Jebus!
Jesus Saves… he doesn’t Pay Out.
Take him to a bank instead!
It’s a sign to stop, not help you win lmao
If you get to know him, you’ll win blessings in your life which are far more valuable than money.
Internal peace, love like you’ve never known, renewed joy in life, purpose – & the mental state that helps you work harder & smarter than ever before which, as you might surmise, will make you more money. And then, you’ll also have the clarity to use it wisely.
You have to lose 10% of your money first, then you’ll start winning.
Oh my God! I found this same little Jesus on a urinal in a mall in TN this past week.
Nothing disappoints like prayer
Saw one of these Jesus on a gas pump I was filling at and it did not save me gas or fuel economy
Jesus is a craps player