Ants got into lollipops and left me one. Did a clean job of it tooo

    by thesegxzy

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    1. There’s a ton of us and only one of you. Your share should be, like, 1/8000th of a lollipop. Be grateful.

      —Respectfully, your ant overlords

    2. When my oldest brother and I were living at my moms house she came up front he basement holding and empty bag of Halloween candy and said “you seriously didn’t leave any candy and Halloweens in a week” and we went “you bought candy?” And that’s how she learned she had mice cuz she then found the wrappers behind her dryer

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