“Habeas corpus? Oh, yeah. She was in one of my beauty pageants. I remember her. Nice knockers.” ~ probably
Kingful on
When you’re a star you can grab habeas corpus by the pussy
WordNERD37 on
That is not hyperbole, there’s no out of context. I watched him say this. I watched this interaction in real time.
He doesn’t know what Habeas Corpus is and not in that tounge-in-cheek “I’m a fascist tough guy mocking one of the foundations of a Democratic nation.” No, he heard a *foreign sounding string of words* and his mush brain immediately went to a racist response. He’s also a giant moron and thought, it’s a person.Â
BenMullen2 on
lol, leave it to the one person who 1) did not know what is was in congress and even then 2) said it was a power of YOURS
weak
RedditVirumCurialem on
Wouldn’t it rather be a Pam Bondi issue?
He doesn’t know what he doesn’t know..
Longjumping-War4753 on
How the fck did we end up here..??…. (not requiring an answer.)
Dull-Suggestion3423 on
Habeas Corpus is a violent Mexican cartel leader and needs to be deported immediately, Biden could have done it but he didn’t now I gotta do it. But nobody will thank me, like always but did I tell you about the ballroom? The beautiful ballroom going in right over here, I know a LOT about building….
Tasty_Chicken2843 on
The brilliance of this man never ends 🙈
anchorftw on
Trump (posting on Truth Social five minutes later): “I have decided to suspend heinous corpses.”
MoreRamenPls on
Habeus Corpus Christi Noem?
Spardath01 on
Oh thats who he thought was the president of Puerto Rico.
LetterCurious6653 on
Kristi does not know anything about that, either.Â
MiloAndChopper on
“Are you still talking about Mr. Corpus? The guy was a creep. Why are we still talking about him?”
Zestyclose-List-8144 on
And didn’t Noem not know what it was either during her confirmation hearing?
copropnuma on
Trump punting it Kristi Noem was so the best part.
Of all the people in his circle, he picked the one who proved they don’t know what Habeas corpus is.
dave_campbell on
This is not humor.
This actually happened.
Ok-Oil7124 on
Who are these perverts trying to give him ideas?
No_Reference_8777 on
Kristi Noem’s response: “Habeas corpus? Sounds like a breed of pig or something. Sure, I’d shoot one of those, they probably don’t move around as much as a dog, so it’d be a lot easier.
Wait, what was your question again?”
in-joy on
Weed no need no stinkin’ Latin round here.
adamiconography on
Stop giving him ideas what the fuck
MessagingMatters on
“I really don’t know that guy, Habeas Corpus. He’s Roman, I think. Just the coffee boy. I prefer Diet Coke.”
patronizingperv on
*”The fuck names their kid Habeus?”*
evident_lee on
I’m trying to imagine a universe where if Biden had done that they wouldn’t have brought it up still to this day and it would have been nothing but non-stop news
WarpedSt on
Combine this with Noem not being able to answer what habeus corpus is and the memes write themselves
NatoBoram on
Just in case someone feels stupider than the president:
> Habeas corpus is a legal procedure invoking the jurisdiction of a court to review the unlawful detention or imprisonment of an individual, and request the individual’s custodian (usually a prison official) to bring the prisoner to court, to determine whether their detention is lawful.
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“Habeas corpus? Oh, yeah. She was in one of my beauty pageants. I remember her. Nice knockers.” ~ probably
When you’re a star you can grab habeas corpus by the pussy
That is not hyperbole, there’s no out of context. I watched him say this. I watched this interaction in real time.
He doesn’t know what Habeas Corpus is and not in that tounge-in-cheek “I’m a fascist tough guy mocking one of the foundations of a Democratic nation.” No, he heard a *foreign sounding string of words* and his mush brain immediately went to a racist response. He’s also a giant moron and thought, it’s a person.Â
lol, leave it to the one person who 1) did not know what is was in congress and even then 2) said it was a power of YOURS
weak
Wouldn’t it rather be a Pam Bondi issue?
He doesn’t know what he doesn’t know..
How the fck did we end up here..??…. (not requiring an answer.)
Habeas Corpus is a violent Mexican cartel leader and needs to be deported immediately, Biden could have done it but he didn’t now I gotta do it. But nobody will thank me, like always but did I tell you about the ballroom? The beautiful ballroom going in right over here, I know a LOT about building….
The brilliance of this man never ends 🙈
Trump (posting on Truth Social five minutes later): “I have decided to suspend heinous corpses.”
Habeus Corpus Christi Noem?
Oh thats who he thought was the president of Puerto Rico.
Kristi does not know anything about that, either.Â
“Are you still talking about Mr. Corpus? The guy was a creep. Why are we still talking about him?”
And didn’t Noem not know what it was either during her confirmation hearing?
Trump punting it Kristi Noem was so the best part.
Of all the people in his circle, he picked the one who proved they don’t know what Habeas corpus is.
This is not humor.
This actually happened.
Who are these perverts trying to give him ideas?
Kristi Noem’s response: “Habeas corpus? Sounds like a breed of pig or something. Sure, I’d shoot one of those, they probably don’t move around as much as a dog, so it’d be a lot easier.
Wait, what was your question again?”
Weed no need no stinkin’ Latin round here.
Stop giving him ideas what the fuck
“I really don’t know that guy, Habeas Corpus. He’s Roman, I think. Just the coffee boy. I prefer Diet Coke.”
*”The fuck names their kid Habeus?”*
I’m trying to imagine a universe where if Biden had done that they wouldn’t have brought it up still to this day and it would have been nothing but non-stop news
Combine this with Noem not being able to answer what habeus corpus is and the memes write themselves
Just in case someone feels stupider than the president:
> Habeas corpus is a legal procedure invoking the jurisdiction of a court to review the unlawful detention or imprisonment of an individual, and request the individual’s custodian (usually a prison official) to bring the prisoner to court, to determine whether their detention is lawful.
Don’t be afraid to be [one of today’s 10’000](https://xkcd.com/1053/).