hotlavatube on October 10, 2025 5:39 am Sure, it’s all fun and games till it leaks and bukkakes your record player.
DoomOne on October 10, 2025 6:18 am Nah, imagine being the janitor, always having to grab the bucket and the mop.
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I’m not a urologist, but I don’t think those are real sperm.
Looks like a low count… he should see a doc.
When it spins, it’s like the Gravitron ride at the fair.
Wobbly Ass Platter
Sperm A-Side
Fun fact, a stallion is a male horse.
Sure, it’s all fun and games till it leaks and bukkakes your record player.
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“A Prime Specimen”
Nah, imagine being the janitor, always having to grab the bucket and the mop.