Why are they all looking like ice is going to deport them as soon as they arrive?
Jammin_TA on
I’m not trying to put down the National Guard, but I was active duty. Sending the National Guard to intimidate is pretty ridiculous.
Sure, there are some that are in shape, but that’s the same with average American citizens. Because the ARE average American citizens the vast majority of the year. They work normal jobs like the rest of us often never being near a military base except for one weekend a month, 2 weeks a year.
I always dreaded them coming to base bc the chow hall food was always worse (because they had to feed a lot more people just as quickly).
Anyway, no shade to the National Guard but it’s simply another absurd move by a terminally-absurd man that cosplays as a President. I hope everyone is safe through all this and also hope people non-violently protest to continue to humiliate that fragile man.
p s. As an aside, I REALLY wish the show Portlandia was still on and they did a whole episode of skits written around ICE presence. So much comic gold.
ViciousKnids on
Everything’s bigger in Texas…
Chumlee1917 on
“DEFEND PORTILLOS!”-Sgt Phatphucer
windmill-tilting on
Texas National Lard.
No_Nectarine7337 on
I guarantee that these guys are not infantry from Texas. They are likely transportation (truckers) guys and gals.
notguiltybrewing on
Peter is from Rhode Island. I think you meant to use someone from King of the Hill, perhaps?
restore_democracy on
“Now we get care packages! Hey mom, send cookies!”
dl_hearn on
who’s gonna manage the fast food joints in texas if they’re all in chicago?
JimmySizzletits on
There’s a greater than zero chance these puds defect to Chicago once they get some Italian beef sandwiches in them.
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Didn’t Pete Hegseth just tell these guys to get the fuck out of the military?
https://giphy.com/gifs/snl-nbc-thanksgiving-26u414ForpA2RW5Ww
MEAL team Six
As anon English speaking native, don’t Americans have a saying that goes like: everyone is fatter in Texas?
Hegseth much be seething that this has become the image for his “warrior mindset”. I mean it’s painfully on the nose. But he must be big mad.
Gino’s East must be saved at all costs!!!
“You all are stupid, they’re gonna be *looking* for army guys”
Gravy Seals
I didn’t see it at first but the two dudes on the right almost have to be brothers, if not that is wild as hell.
Hey, if I was getting deployed and not getting paid, I’d want it to be a place with the best god damned deep dish pizza in the world. 🙂
https://i.redd.it/b8pirioziytf1.gif
And they’re not even generals.
Why are they all looking like ice is going to deport them as soon as they arrive?
I’m not trying to put down the National Guard, but I was active duty. Sending the National Guard to intimidate is pretty ridiculous.
Sure, there are some that are in shape, but that’s the same with average American citizens. Because the ARE average American citizens the vast majority of the year. They work normal jobs like the rest of us often never being near a military base except for one weekend a month, 2 weeks a year.
I always dreaded them coming to base bc the chow hall food was always worse (because they had to feed a lot more people just as quickly).
Anyway, no shade to the National Guard but it’s simply another absurd move by a terminally-absurd man that cosplays as a President. I hope everyone is safe through all this and also hope people non-violently protest to continue to humiliate that fragile man.
p s. As an aside, I REALLY wish the show Portlandia was still on and they did a whole episode of skits written around ICE presence. So much comic gold.
Everything’s bigger in Texas…
“DEFEND PORTILLOS!”-Sgt Phatphucer
Texas National Lard.
I guarantee that these guys are not infantry from Texas. They are likely transportation (truckers) guys and gals.
Peter is from Rhode Island. I think you meant to use someone from King of the Hill, perhaps?
“Now we get care packages! Hey mom, send cookies!”
who’s gonna manage the fast food joints in texas if they’re all in chicago?
There’s a greater than zero chance these puds defect to Chicago once they get some Italian beef sandwiches in them.
Da Bears!
At least they’re not beardos!
https://i.imgur.com/AH1fp6f.jpg
So … they’re just going to pretend there aren’t a ton of murders & violent crime in Dallas and/or Houston?
What a typical Texas/Ted Cruz move: “When shit hits the fan in TX, we are outta here!”