Much as I hate to see them in Portland, they’re not a bunch of fatties. This post doesn’t make much sense.
writersblock2002 on
Man, this reminds me so much of Kandahar, back when we would sprint past the Tim Horton’s on the boardwalk to run a mission with the ANA.
Clearly Portland has fallen…
mrfujidoesacid on
One Fritter After Another
Ok_Lake6443 on
Such a dangerous battlefield
MBoring1 on
Sad to see they were served. But again $$ over everything
Willie_Fistrgash on
“I don’t like Doughnuts!”
chankongsang on
No line? Last time I was there I just wanted to try a couple donuts. But I had to line up for 30-40 minutes. So I ended up getting a couple dozen. They were good though
FracturedConscious on
Imagine getting deployed yet still getting to use your military discount…
perplexedparallax on
Is this why Hegseth gave that speech about not being fat? He knew before they got sent that Portland and Chicago are full of the enemy foods.
ThankuConan on
There’s winning, and there’s winning with donuts. So much winning to go around for everyone. This is how glorious war stories are made.
Breakintheforest on
I think I just heard Pete Hegseth’s head explode.
matt-r_hatter on
Look how dangerous it is. Things are so incredibly bad in Portland, THEY HAVE TO STAND WHILE THEY EAT THEIR DONUTS 😱😱😱😱😱 Can you imagine living somewhere so horrific? Make sure we send them lots kf thoughts and prayers.
tjlightbulb on
Honestly- maybe this is them protesting lol
AV8ORA330 on
Should they be busier stopping the total distraction of Portland Trump is talking about?
dilldoeorg on
**The Battle of the Bulge**
seriousfrylock on
Darkest days in Portland since brunch village
Smiles-Bite on
A few donuts won’t make anyone fat, let alone a bunch of men who are walking around and standing all day; they are young and already fit.
I think the facepalm is shaming people for getting a treat and accusing others of ‘getting or being fat’.
ParkingLotPirates on
Low quality post.
Toothifer23 on
War torn donut shop
Current-Historian-34 on
The French Cruellers have gone underground
Fit_Neighborhood_953 on
Hey hey now, we all love donuts. Not fat, but I can power some donuts down.
Necessary_Milk_5124 on
Listen, I hate that Trump deployed them, but this has to be AI.
AsherTheFrost on
Let’s try and remember, the National Guard is not the enemy. These lads signed up to help people, or even just to help themselves pay for college. They didn’t sign up ever thinking an overweight oompa loompa would send them to US cities half supplied on incredibly poorly defined missions. Frankly I’d rather see them eating donuts or picking up trash than pointing guns at or taking rights away from protesters.
Not for nothing, but these pictures are also excellent to send to your boomer relatives or coworkers who are just so worried about Portland burning down yet again.
ArminiusM1998 on
Is this AI? Like I’m not joking, I can’t fucking tell anymore and it is infuriating.
Wolfman01a on
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT EAT DONUTS!
WAKE UUUUUUP! WAKE UUUUUP!
gOldenhOrse69 on
Are any of them fat?
Traditional-Leg-1574 on
Dearest Mother,
We spent the entire night sleepless because of radical anti fascists in animal costumes. Our rations didn’t come through because of the shut down and we were forced to eat voodoo donuts from the radical left bakery.
Brosenheim on
NOOOOO YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HE ON PICTURE TAKEN AFTER CAMPING OUT NEAR THE GUARD FOR HOURS WAITING FOR MULTIPLE FAT GUYS AND NO SKINNY GUYS TO BE IN FRAME!!!!1111
ElectronicTrade7039 on
These guys look fit compared to the TX National Guard that arrived in Chicago for the “war zone.” Those dudes all looked like they ate a half a cow before they arrived.
HeliumMaster on
Haha, clearly a fuck your to hegseth. Lmao.
unkyduck on
A spike in local tourism ?
firethorne on
Don’t make up shit with AI. Be better than Schmuck a L’Orange.
Meathand on
I mean it looks like normal size dudes eating donuts.
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Much as I hate to see them in Portland, they’re not a bunch of fatties. This post doesn’t make much sense.
Man, this reminds me so much of Kandahar, back when we would sprint past the Tim Horton’s on the boardwalk to run a mission with the ANA.
Clearly Portland has fallen…
One Fritter After Another
Such a dangerous battlefield
Sad to see they were served. But again $$ over everything
“I don’t like Doughnuts!”
No line? Last time I was there I just wanted to try a couple donuts. But I had to line up for 30-40 minutes. So I ended up getting a couple dozen. They were good though
Imagine getting deployed yet still getting to use your military discount…
Is this why Hegseth gave that speech about not being fat? He knew before they got sent that Portland and Chicago are full of the enemy foods.
There’s winning, and there’s winning with donuts. So much winning to go around for everyone. This is how glorious war stories are made.
I think I just heard Pete Hegseth’s head explode.
Look how dangerous it is. Things are so incredibly bad in Portland, THEY HAVE TO STAND WHILE THEY EAT THEIR DONUTS 😱😱😱😱😱 Can you imagine living somewhere so horrific? Make sure we send them lots kf thoughts and prayers.
Honestly- maybe this is them protesting lol
Should they be busier stopping the total distraction of Portland Trump is talking about?
**The Battle of the Bulge**
Darkest days in Portland since brunch village
A few donuts won’t make anyone fat, let alone a bunch of men who are walking around and standing all day; they are young and already fit.
I think the facepalm is shaming people for getting a treat and accusing others of ‘getting or being fat’.
Low quality post.
War torn donut shop
The French Cruellers have gone underground
Hey hey now, we all love donuts. Not fat, but I can power some donuts down.
Listen, I hate that Trump deployed them, but this has to be AI.
Let’s try and remember, the National Guard is not the enemy. These lads signed up to help people, or even just to help themselves pay for college. They didn’t sign up ever thinking an overweight oompa loompa would send them to US cities half supplied on incredibly poorly defined missions. Frankly I’d rather see them eating donuts or picking up trash than pointing guns at or taking rights away from protesters.
Not for nothing, but these pictures are also excellent to send to your boomer relatives or coworkers who are just so worried about Portland burning down yet again.
Is this AI? Like I’m not joking, I can’t fucking tell anymore and it is infuriating.
SOME OF THOSE THAT WORK FORCES ARE THE SAME THAT EAT DONUTS!
WAKE UUUUUUP! WAKE UUUUUP!
Are any of them fat?
Dearest Mother,
We spent the entire night sleepless because of radical anti fascists in animal costumes. Our rations didn’t come through because of the shut down and we were forced to eat voodoo donuts from the radical left bakery.
NOOOOO YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HE ON PICTURE TAKEN AFTER CAMPING OUT NEAR THE GUARD FOR HOURS WAITING FOR MULTIPLE FAT GUYS AND NO SKINNY GUYS TO BE IN FRAME!!!!1111
These guys look fit compared to the TX National Guard that arrived in Chicago for the “war zone.” Those dudes all looked like they ate a half a cow before they arrived.
Haha, clearly a fuck your to hegseth. Lmao.
A spike in local tourism ?
Don’t make up shit with AI. Be better than Schmuck a L’Orange.
I mean it looks like normal size dudes eating donuts.
May they be blessed with Spinach Fettuccini MREs.