“Let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, most of my merchandise was ripped from the hands of dead adventurers.“
superminingbros on
Why not…
AcanthisittaNo6653 on
Now THAT’s the place where 10 Commandments should be posted, next to the ammo vending machine, especially the commandment about not killing others.
Tongyz on
Damn, kinda reminds me of some video game vending machine. Not sure which ones specifically but they made them real
Woof-Good_Doggo on
How are the prices?
BeardPapa17 on
r/mildlyhorrifying
Jaded-Coffee-8126 on
Oh hell yeah brother!
jakoto0 on
Fallout vibes
arongoss on
But not a gun problem
upthedips on
It is like real life Far Cry
wolf_logic on
Wasn’t Borderlands supposed to be satire originally
TornadoQuakeX on
“Nobody does bullets better than Marcus Munitions!”
LuckyTheBear on
gUnSdOnTkIlLpEoPlE
Fucking ammo vending machines like it’s fucking borderlands
Eastcoastpal on
I think it would be stocked near the hardware section. I guess the economic phrase of “Guns versus butter model” is valid.
ithinkiknowstuphph on
Honey I’m running out for some ammo
Oh, can you get me some milk while you’re there?
KikisGamingService on
Funnily enough, apparently it dispenses terrible ammo at crazy high prices, just for the convenience.
Odd_Association9161 on
We just need a gun vending machine and I’ll be happy.
TWFH on
I’m sure this probably exists but I’m also sure that the vast majority of Texans have never seen one, myself included. Keep jerking off though.
Corn_Beefies on
Bullets… My only weakness…
runturtlerun on
Bienvenido me llamo El Ammo Bandito!
T90tank on
So fucking based
AnnJilliansBrassiere on
You can’t kill people with knives, forks, hammers, shovels, pick axes, drain cleaners or any other chemical cleaners, framing hammers, wood axes, wrenches, fuels and combustibles, ropes, weights, duct tape, rubber pools more than 3 inches deep and water to fill them, or even pillows?
They have Hot Dogs and Cigarettes too, known carcinogens by the state of California.
They have soap to make stairs slippery. They may even have wood to build stairs to push someone down.
They even have toasters and radios to throw into bathwater.
They have soda vending machines, too – a “two-way” weapon – either you make them drink it long enough that they die, or, you konk them over the noggin with a full can. Ouch.
All available at the same store. All murder weapons.
DJFurioso on
What’s the selection like? Bullets aren’t exactly one size fits all.
Snidrogen on
Absolutely hilarious that if you came here on weekdays after 12am, you’d be able to buy ammunition, but not beer.
This state’s priorities are fucked 😂
Comrade_Bender on
How’s this any different than Walmart selling guns and ammo, or literally any sporting goods store selling guns and ammo?
DeaddyRuxpin on
Is it by the box or does it just dump a bunch of loose bullets into the hopper like a change machine dispensing quarters.
Contemporary_Fart on
We got an El Ammo Bandito!
Now we need a Gather’s Garden and a Gene Bank.
Probably_not_maybe on
This is not normal and I have never seen nor heard of anything like this in my 34 years of life in Texas.
Sterling_-_Archer on
I live in Texas and I’ve been all over the state. I’ve never seen this.
Rxckless92 on
That is such a Texas thing that it doesn’t even seem weird.
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Welcome to the circus of values!!!!!!
“Let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, most of my merchandise was ripped from the hands of dead adventurers.“
Why not…
Now THAT’s the place where 10 Commandments should be posted, next to the ammo vending machine, especially the commandment about not killing others.
Damn, kinda reminds me of some video game vending machine. Not sure which ones specifically but they made them real
How are the prices?
r/mildlyhorrifying
Oh hell yeah brother!
Fallout vibes
But not a gun problem
It is like real life Far Cry
Wasn’t Borderlands supposed to be satire originally
“Nobody does bullets better than Marcus Munitions!”
gUnSdOnTkIlLpEoPlE
Fucking ammo vending machines like it’s fucking borderlands
I think it would be stocked near the hardware section. I guess the economic phrase of “Guns versus butter model” is valid.
Honey I’m running out for some ammo
Oh, can you get me some milk while you’re there?
Funnily enough, apparently it dispenses terrible ammo at crazy high prices, just for the convenience.
We just need a gun vending machine and I’ll be happy.
I’m sure this probably exists but I’m also sure that the vast majority of Texans have never seen one, myself included. Keep jerking off though.
Bullets… My only weakness…
Bienvenido me llamo El Ammo Bandito!
So fucking based
You can’t kill people with knives, forks, hammers, shovels, pick axes, drain cleaners or any other chemical cleaners, framing hammers, wood axes, wrenches, fuels and combustibles, ropes, weights, duct tape, rubber pools more than 3 inches deep and water to fill them, or even pillows?
They have Hot Dogs and Cigarettes too, known carcinogens by the state of California.
They have soap to make stairs slippery. They may even have wood to build stairs to push someone down.
They even have toasters and radios to throw into bathwater.
They have soda vending machines, too – a “two-way” weapon – either you make them drink it long enough that they die, or, you konk them over the noggin with a full can. Ouch.
All available at the same store. All murder weapons.
What’s the selection like? Bullets aren’t exactly one size fits all.
Absolutely hilarious that if you came here on weekdays after 12am, you’d be able to buy ammunition, but not beer.
This state’s priorities are fucked 😂
How’s this any different than Walmart selling guns and ammo, or literally any sporting goods store selling guns and ammo?
Is it by the box or does it just dump a bunch of loose bullets into the hopper like a change machine dispensing quarters.
We got an El Ammo Bandito!
Now we need a Gather’s Garden and a Gene Bank.
This is not normal and I have never seen nor heard of anything like this in my 34 years of life in Texas.
I live in Texas and I’ve been all over the state. I’ve never seen this.
That is such a Texas thing that it doesn’t even seem weird.
Aggressively American.
What in the Borderlands is this???