ICE is getting that desperate for recruits they need Pete to send them their way?
XandrousMoriarty on
It’s completely unacceptable for a drunken Lieutenant to suddenly get promoted to the Secretary of Defense when he is extremely under qualified.
jgrant0553 on
it’s the gravy seals
kcsween74 on
Chair born ranger, chair born ranger…
doriotiger on
Meal Team Six reporting for trash duty
TheVoiceofReason_ish on
Once they get rid of the “fat” ones, the brown ones, the gay ones, and the women, they’re going to have an army of 1000 white guys. Not going to defeat much with a force that small.
Ok_Needleworker_6017 on
Texas National Guard? More like Texas Toast.
FixObjective1834 on
The buffets of Chicago are in big trouble.
ChogaMish on
Hide the brats…
MurphysLaw4200 on
Who TF would be dumb enough to join the military right now? Clearly we’re no longer looking for the best and brightest, as evidenced by the fat orange king and his little weird drunk SOD.
Edit: SOW, I forgot we’ve stooped to renaming govt positions and gulfs and shit to sound “cooler” for the maga mouth-breathers.
raging-peanuts on
You know what’s also a bad look? Having a drunk run the military.
thex415 on
I guess they’ll lose some weight by mowing some public lawns?
lookaway123 on
I was promised a twink army. Where is the twink army?
KiltedTAB on
Tell me you’re trying to bring back the aryan race without telling me you’re trying to bring back the aryan race.
TWDDave1988 on
Someone should alert Golden Corral that the Gravy SEALs have arrived.
Manakanda413 on
Fun fact: Texas has 4 of the top 25 fattest cities.
McAllen is the most obese city in america
**WalletHub list** is a **national ranking** of the *fattest cities in all 50 U.S. states*.
Here’s how it works:
* WalletHub analyzed **over 100 of America’s largest metropolitan areas**.
* Each was scored on **obesity rates, inactivity, and health consequences** (like diabetes, high blood pressure, and access to fitness facilities).
* The final list ranks *all* those metros from fattest to fittest — so it’s not limited to one state.
In that **national top 25**, Texas stands out because **4 of its cities** made the cut:
That’s **more than any other state** in the top 25 — making Texas the **state with the most “fattest” cities** in America, according to the 2025 WalletHub report.
Jedi_Ninja on
The guy in the middle’s gun is pointing directly at the guy on the right. Isn’t that a major violation of gun safety protocols? These guys are definitely not the best of the best.
loptgathi on
Cool,
One side has been used to hard physical work and makes great mexican food.
The other shoots their boom sticks from prone positions, and they eat a lot of Mexican food.
We know our duty now.
FEED THOSE FAT FUCKERS UNTIL THEY BLOW UP.
inthedrops on
Alpha bravo tango whiskey we’ve got a deep dish problem over here at Pequod’s do you copy?
--var on
do you think they’re going to start pumping soldiers full of GLP-1s?
do you think that this will make them affordable to the general public is 10 – 20 years, like microwaves and GPS were?
eddierosa13 on
I have no proof or zero evidence, but something is telling me to check their files and search history.
AnxiousPineapple9052 on
These guys do know they aren’t getting paid for this.
BeeBanner on
These look like National Guard troops, they have normal jobs outside of this, some are not as fit as others. Take a look at the active duty troops, very few are packing extra lbs.
Existing_Notice_3813 on
The hamburger helpers have arrived!
Last_Blackfyre on
Bros came for the deep dish pizza and Chicago dogs.
sexaddic on
There’s only one fit person in this picture.
laoganma_enima on
Ah yes, the national gourd
Ima-Bott on
But is he wrong
stormywoofer on
Just looks like regular Americans
GreyBeardEng on
Chin Force Five!
HectorsMascara on
Tubby needs to discipline both of his muzzles.
EnfantTerrible68 on
Has he seen the Commander in Chief???
Denalitwentytwo on
Not the best idea to have stupid fuckers in there either, but yet there’s petey.
TactualTransAm on
This is national guard tho. Basically just regular guys who signed up to help with natural disasters and community relief. Some maybe ex active duty, but not all. These guys aren’t the ones who we send to shoot guns in the desert. These guys just wanted to help some communities in hard times. Of course that’s not what they are getting to do now and it sucks
Demmos_Stammer on
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
IwantSomeLemonade on
They aren’t in the military, they are weekend warriors. One weekend a month and 2 weeks a year in the summer. Most of them do it as a second job because they hardly ever get called up. Until Dictator Dork comes along and says he wants to start a war with his own people.
AptCasaNova on
Operation Deep Dish
jazxxl on
Looking for the “everything is bigger in Texas” comment.
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What about their Commander-in-Beef?
ICE is getting that desperate for recruits they need Pete to send them their way?
It’s completely unacceptable for a drunken Lieutenant to suddenly get promoted to the Secretary of Defense when he is extremely under qualified.
it’s the gravy seals
Chair born ranger, chair born ranger…
Meal Team Six reporting for trash duty
Once they get rid of the “fat” ones, the brown ones, the gay ones, and the women, they’re going to have an army of 1000 white guys. Not going to defeat much with a force that small.
Texas National Guard? More like Texas Toast.
The buffets of Chicago are in big trouble.
Hide the brats…
Who TF would be dumb enough to join the military right now? Clearly we’re no longer looking for the best and brightest, as evidenced by the fat orange king and his little weird drunk SOD.
Edit: SOW, I forgot we’ve stooped to renaming govt positions and gulfs and shit to sound “cooler” for the maga mouth-breathers.
You know what’s also a bad look? Having a drunk run the military.
I guess they’ll lose some weight by mowing some public lawns?
I was promised a twink army. Where is the twink army?
Tell me you’re trying to bring back the aryan race without telling me you’re trying to bring back the aryan race.
Someone should alert Golden Corral that the Gravy SEALs have arrived.
Fun fact: Texas has 4 of the top 25 fattest cities.
McAllen is the most obese city in america
**WalletHub list** is a **national ranking** of the *fattest cities in all 50 U.S. states*.
Here’s how it works:
* WalletHub analyzed **over 100 of America’s largest metropolitan areas**.
* Each was scored on **obesity rates, inactivity, and health consequences** (like diabetes, high blood pressure, and access to fitness facilities).
* The final list ranks *all* those metros from fattest to fittest — so it’s not limited to one state.
In that **national top 25**, Texas stands out because **4 of its cities** made the cut:
1. **McAllen, TX** – #1 overall
2. **San Antonio, TX** – #13
3. **El Paso, TX** – #20
4. **Dallas, TX** – #24
That’s **more than any other state** in the top 25 — making Texas the **state with the most “fattest” cities** in America, according to the 2025 WalletHub report.
The guy in the middle’s gun is pointing directly at the guy on the right. Isn’t that a major violation of gun safety protocols? These guys are definitely not the best of the best.
Cool,
One side has been used to hard physical work and makes great mexican food.
The other shoots their boom sticks from prone positions, and they eat a lot of Mexican food.
We know our duty now.
FEED THOSE FAT FUCKERS UNTIL THEY BLOW UP.
Alpha bravo tango whiskey we’ve got a deep dish problem over here at Pequod’s do you copy?
do you think they’re going to start pumping soldiers full of GLP-1s?
do you think that this will make them affordable to the general public is 10 – 20 years, like microwaves and GPS were?
I have no proof or zero evidence, but something is telling me to check their files and search history.
These guys do know they aren’t getting paid for this.
These look like National Guard troops, they have normal jobs outside of this, some are not as fit as others. Take a look at the active duty troops, very few are packing extra lbs.
The hamburger helpers have arrived!
Bros came for the deep dish pizza and Chicago dogs.
There’s only one fit person in this picture.
Ah yes, the national gourd
But is he wrong
Just looks like regular Americans
Chin Force Five!
Tubby needs to discipline both of his muzzles.
Has he seen the Commander in Chief???
Not the best idea to have stupid fuckers in there either, but yet there’s petey.
This is national guard tho. Basically just regular guys who signed up to help with natural disasters and community relief. Some maybe ex active duty, but not all. These guys aren’t the ones who we send to shoot guns in the desert. These guys just wanted to help some communities in hard times. Of course that’s not what they are getting to do now and it sucks
Everything’s bigger in Texas.
They aren’t in the military, they are weekend warriors. One weekend a month and 2 weeks a year in the summer. Most of them do it as a second job because they hardly ever get called up. Until Dictator Dork comes along and says he wants to start a war with his own people.
Operation Deep Dish
Looking for the “everything is bigger in Texas” comment.