“I would fumble a happy family hard if I had one”
-this guy
Ash_an_bun on
I’d be amazed he could get to work without pulling out of his driveway.
the_neverdoctor on
Sending me that picture would let me know it’s time to work on child #5.
ChibiSailorMercury on
again: /r/AreTheStraightsOK ?
Soulahless17 on
Jamal is most likely single, waiting for the bus in his brand new Jordans….
TheMoorNextDoor on
Work Wife / Work Husband culture needs to be done and over with.
Prudent-Flamingo1679 on
God I wish I could have a family, some dudes will just trash shit for no reason.
jcupgif on
LOL
Habitual_Line_Stepr on
Jamal about to buy his work wife them high hills she been talking about.
Unusual-Ideal-3509 on
May he never ever find real love
vao71 on
Its a joke people Jesus christ
CloudViewz on
Why yall so pressed over a joke?
Special-Garlic1203 on
It’s so interesting to me how this is goals for people or sign to have more or whatever, cause my dad really really struggled with having to be away from his kids so much. The fact he experienced his kids so much through stories told to him later was very depressing. It reminds me of Homer Simpsons and the “do it for her” episode. Like I guess it would provide motivation to persevere, but it’s not exactly a happy balance between work and family for most people.
That’s not a real person, Jamal is fake/AI…lotta these posts from twitter aren’t from real people..especially the black twitter ones. Shid some of the Reddit accounts here are bots too. Yall gotta stop falling for em. CIA been tricking yall.
chadthundertalk on
I’d be happy to get the picture, and I know logically in that situation, my partner’s probably not having any easier a day than I am wrangling that many kids all day – but I’d be looking at that and going “I wish I was at home right now. I’m missing out.”
Puzzleheaded-Ad901 on
Jamal kinda sucks
ETsUncle on
My work wife is named Jimmy. I can’t help that capitalism makes me spend most of my time with him.
ZealousJealousy on

Tacos4Texans on
Unfortunately my work wife has a beard too 🤣😂
ThePrinceofallYNs on
Mm-mm,
I know how these threads go, fellas, if you have some hot take please keep it to yourself, them downvotes are not worth it
NotoriousMFT on
I’m probably hearting the picture, then texting my wife a picture of my spreadsheets I’m working on and saying “funny enough, I’m also chilling with my babies”
captchaconfused on
gotta get that second family started
Proof-Research-6466 on
Having a work wife/husband while you’re in a marriage Or relationship is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen or heard of 🤦🏾♂️
dreams_andnightmares on
Jamal has probably never had a woman outside of his mother tell him that he loves him
Sure-Idea2500 on
Looks like he is a good man.. if them all his kids and he take care of them . Work wife comment isn’t saying he loves her more, seems like bad humor . 🤷🏽♂️
Damn that’s gross. I mean,I’ve got this exact type of message before. And I just wipe a little tear out of my eye and go back to busting my ass, reminded of what I’m doing it for
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Happy work wife happy life
On gang
What kinda loser has this kinda response?
Some people are proud of the weirdest things
“I would fumble a happy family hard if I had one”
-this guy
I’d be amazed he could get to work without pulling out of his driveway.
Sending me that picture would let me know it’s time to work on child #5.
again: /r/AreTheStraightsOK ?
Jamal is most likely single, waiting for the bus in his brand new Jordans….
Work Wife / Work Husband culture needs to be done and over with.
God I wish I could have a family, some dudes will just trash shit for no reason.
LOL
Jamal about to buy his work wife them high hills she been talking about.
May he never ever find real love
Its a joke people Jesus christ
Why yall so pressed over a joke?
It’s so interesting to me how this is goals for people or sign to have more or whatever, cause my dad really really struggled with having to be away from his kids so much. The fact he experienced his kids so much through stories told to him later was very depressing. It reminds me of Homer Simpsons and the “do it for her” episode. Like I guess it would provide motivation to persevere, but it’s not exactly a happy balance between work and family for most people.
https://preview.redd.it/kev5vfy5wjtf1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e788649f2ff45347a9efe31c84ed975b5c358e
That’s not a real person, Jamal is fake/AI…lotta these posts from twitter aren’t from real people..especially the black twitter ones. Shid some of the Reddit accounts here are bots too. Yall gotta stop falling for em. CIA been tricking yall.
I’d be happy to get the picture, and I know logically in that situation, my partner’s probably not having any easier a day than I am wrangling that many kids all day – but I’d be looking at that and going “I wish I was at home right now. I’m missing out.”
Jamal kinda sucks
My work wife is named Jimmy. I can’t help that capitalism makes me spend most of my time with him.

Unfortunately my work wife has a beard too 🤣😂
Mm-mm,
I know how these threads go, fellas, if you have some hot take please keep it to yourself, them downvotes are not worth it
I’m probably hearting the picture, then texting my wife a picture of my spreadsheets I’m working on and saying “funny enough, I’m also chilling with my babies”
gotta get that second family started
Having a work wife/husband while you’re in a marriage Or relationship is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen or heard of 🤦🏾♂️
Jamal has probably never had a woman outside of his mother tell him that he loves him
Looks like he is a good man.. if them all his kids and he take care of them . Work wife comment isn’t saying he loves her more, seems like bad humor . 🤷🏽♂️
Child support ’bout to be a bitch
https://i.redd.it/n081qd582ktf1.gif
Damn that’s gross. I mean,I’ve got this exact type of message before. And I just wipe a little tear out of my eye and go back to busting my ass, reminded of what I’m doing it for
I’d wake up cus I don’t have a wife or family 😭
Ew.