I’m kinda surprised she hasn’t been Epsteined yet
Maybe too obvious
Imaoldmanok on
Her boyfriends best friend will have to pardon her now.
seeebiscuit on
I saw someone comment “disgraced financier” is a strange way to say “pedophile sex-trafficker.” It is revolting that they still try to put honor on his abysmal name.
abbynormal2002 on
This gives me slightly more hope in our system, very slightly.
MisterHyman on
Pardon me?
EnvironmentalLock440 on
I smell a pardon.
uncultured_swine2099 on
Sing, bird, sing. Theyre gonna kill you anyway.
ricthomas70 on
Yeah, she needs to spill the beans before she is silenced….
daneelthesane on
They didn’t do this because SCOTUS suddenly cares about the law. They did it because it would rob Trump and his administration of the leverage they currently have on Maxwell. She doesn’t need a pardon if her conviction is overturned.
WiseFalcon2630 on
Still the only one in prison.
MrEngineer404 on
Well, with that avenue cut off, does anyone want to take bets on how long before Donnie tries commuting or pardoning her sentence? And if he doesn’t, how long before we start seeing reports of her telling folks just how engrained he is in those files?
Donnie boy can only keep the truth under wraps for so long.
itsathrowawayduhhhhh on
Yeah cuz they’re gonna do all the other bad shit this term so they’re lubing us up with this one
time_drifter on
I feel like this is the worse of two outcomes she can now deal directly with Trump for a pardon because the SC opted to not look under the hood.
AppropriateSpell5405 on
“Oops, we accidentally deported her to Epstein Island. Paperwork mixup.”
Bongcopter_ on
Then a presidential pardon must already be drafted and will be announced later today
Hartastic on
Well, pardon her for asking.
Sasselhoff on
Gotta be honest, I was *really* expecting them to let her off. That said, didn’t that appeal start *before* she did everything for Trump and got moved? I’m betting he’ll be pardoning her before he leaves office….*if* he leaves office.
alanalanalan92 on
The fact that I even have to hear about a distinct possibility of a pardon for her is insulting.
sten45 on
Pardon inbound
Megane_Senpai on
Well, I smell a pardon comming.
morecowbell1988 on
Wow the bare minimum and I am still surprised.
AaroniusH on
so, is there a path forward where she might get a commutation or something if she helps prosecutors? My first read is that now she might not be motivated to help at all and just hold out for a trump pardon
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One sliver of good news.
I guess on to step 2. A Trump pardon.
She’s gonna be Epsteined.
I’m kinda surprised she hasn’t been Epsteined yet
Maybe too obvious
Her boyfriends best friend will have to pardon her now.
I saw someone comment “disgraced financier” is a strange way to say “pedophile sex-trafficker.” It is revolting that they still try to put honor on his abysmal name.
This gives me slightly more hope in our system, very slightly.
Pardon me?
I smell a pardon.
Sing, bird, sing. Theyre gonna kill you anyway.
Yeah, she needs to spill the beans before she is silenced….
They didn’t do this because SCOTUS suddenly cares about the law. They did it because it would rob Trump and his administration of the leverage they currently have on Maxwell. She doesn’t need a pardon if her conviction is overturned.
Still the only one in prison.
Well, with that avenue cut off, does anyone want to take bets on how long before Donnie tries commuting or pardoning her sentence? And if he doesn’t, how long before we start seeing reports of her telling folks just how engrained he is in those files?
Donnie boy can only keep the truth under wraps for so long.
Yeah cuz they’re gonna do all the other bad shit this term so they’re lubing us up with this one
I feel like this is the worse of two outcomes she can now deal directly with Trump for a pardon because the SC opted to not look under the hood.
“Oops, we accidentally deported her to Epstein Island. Paperwork mixup.”
Then a presidential pardon must already be drafted and will be announced later today
Well, pardon her for asking.
Gotta be honest, I was *really* expecting them to let her off. That said, didn’t that appeal start *before* she did everything for Trump and got moved? I’m betting he’ll be pardoning her before he leaves office….*if* he leaves office.
The fact that I even have to hear about a distinct possibility of a pardon for her is insulting.
Pardon inbound
Well, I smell a pardon comming.
Wow the bare minimum and I am still surprised.
so, is there a path forward where she might get a commutation or something if she helps prosecutors? My first read is that now she might not be motivated to help at all and just hold out for a trump pardon
Trump will pardon her