He looks like he lied during his job interview and has been emotionaly struggling to keep his compose as people around him are starting to figuring it out!
Sachelp711 on
Because he’s absolutely clueless and has no business being in that position and nobody knows that more than Kashout Patel, so you are literally seeing a deer caught in headlights
Am_Deer on
Leave us out of this.
atducker on
The face of a man completely and utterly out of his depth.
bigfatfun on
Cocaine
AlleyRhubarb on
He probably has always just done something he could be jailed for.
LittlePooky on
Proptosis
artwarrior on
The Clockwork Orange chair does a number keeping your eyelids open for that long.
BeeHive83 on
Kal Penn would kill a skit where he pretended to be Kash
yagonnawanna on
John Oliver said it best.
Kash Patel looks like he just walked in on his parents… fucking a horse.
williamfbuckwheat on
Interestingly, I’ve recently seen a bunch of photos where he was wearing his cringy looking “KASH $” hoodie he clearly designed himself and he looks very relaxed for once. He looks like a complete idiot, though wearing some oversized Roca-Wear style hoodie as someone who is now the head of the FBI.
rose2521 on
Drugs
cedeaux on
Coke Face
Downtown-Locksmith22 on
That’s his Pikachu face for being so deep in a nazi state as a brown man with the realization setting in that after his usefulness is finished, he’s *finished*.
Edit: grammar
Steelergrl2310 on

Karl-o-mat on
His eyes are also always redish. Weed?
dumpthestump on
It’s the rectal probe trump controls
TestandDbol on
Christ, this guys fucking face is so annoying to look at
CanaDoug420 on
Because he’s totally unqualified for the job he’s in. An extremely dangerous position to sit in. And likely drugs used to cope
DerpyDoodleDude on
That or it could be his testicles are still trying to descend and one got caught up .
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Because he is.
Ketamine, probably.
White lines
“Only pays in” Kash Patel
Heavy nasal ingested drug use
Looks more like a startled dildo.

He looks like he lied during his job interview and has been emotionaly struggling to keep his compose as people around him are starting to figuring it out!
Because he’s absolutely clueless and has no business being in that position and nobody knows that more than Kashout Patel, so you are literally seeing a deer caught in headlights
Leave us out of this.
The face of a man completely and utterly out of his depth.
Cocaine
He probably has always just done something he could be jailed for.
Proptosis
The Clockwork Orange chair does a number keeping your eyelids open for that long.
Kal Penn would kill a skit where he pretended to be Kash
John Oliver said it best.
Kash Patel looks like he just walked in on his parents… fucking a horse.
Interestingly, I’ve recently seen a bunch of photos where he was wearing his cringy looking “KASH $” hoodie he clearly designed himself and he looks very relaxed for once. He looks like a complete idiot, though wearing some oversized Roca-Wear style hoodie as someone who is now the head of the FBI.
Drugs
Coke Face
That’s his Pikachu face for being so deep in a nazi state as a brown man with the realization setting in that after his usefulness is finished, he’s *finished*.
Edit: grammar

His eyes are also always redish. Weed?
It’s the rectal probe trump controls
Christ, this guys fucking face is so annoying to look at
Because he’s totally unqualified for the job he’s in. An extremely dangerous position to sit in. And likely drugs used to cope
That or it could be his testicles are still trying to descend and one got caught up .

Maybe he expected it to be his last day
I heard he just wants one Pepsi.
Thyroid Eye Disease and Bondi’s dick up his ass.
Because he is a terrible liar.
I would love to sit at a poker table with him…
RFK Jr.’s brain worm found a new host
https://preview.redd.it/vhmfempclitf1.jpeg?width=1592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ddbbb1bf65344150650d44730f685342c7d083f
He looks like an owl that was caught masturbating..
He saw the Epstein files and now he’s stuck like that.
When you have nothing to say…ever…just look exasperated, outraged and put out.
Deny, deny, attack keeps idiots off their feet.
Because he doesn’t have a fucking clue as to what he’s doing!
Drugs and fear because he’s also WILDLY unqualified for the job.
https://preview.redd.it/sot5jmsklitf1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51807c8de8f041d284979e5c07ca0d26aa50cd3d
Most likely is some endochrine imbalance like Graves Disease.. Of course, it could just be genetics, but it is very striking in it’s appearance.
Hes drugged out and he has no fucking clue what hes supposed to be doing.
Permafried. He has to be to say the stupid shit he does.
Because he’s a fuckin dunce.
Kash me outside…rummaging through your garbage like a racoon…

His look says „I’ve seen what’s in the Epstein files.“
https://preview.redd.it/r9z19r2xlitf1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670a3371f5bd5bf29a0e224333a3641a0f7c414c
That’s offensive to deer.