If I had to pick one to run my country, I would pick the one on the left for sure.
mebjammin on
yeah yeah, Pam from the Office same picture meme. Dude, one is a blood sucking parasite that haunts the night and preys on the innocent, the other is a fictional character from a century old silent movie loosely based on a book.
globalluv62 on
But only the one on the left has a heart
udlose on

snotboogie on
Sexual matador of the morning
dogmeat12358 on
There is a woman who claims to have slept with that thing.
ResponsibilityFew318 on
Have you heard of miller? Its an extra thick type of Santorum.
-SOFA-KING-VOTE- on

Grouchy-Station-4058 on
Nosferatu had better drip
shadrackandthemandem on
Every photo and video clip I see of this guy just screams autism.
bigcheesedaily on
One can’t stand the light of day, the other can’t stand the light of progress.
Shoddy-Area3603 on
That is just rude to the vampire
Wheatabix11 on
one is a soul sucking heartless bastard the other is count Orloff
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If I had to pick one to run my country, I would pick the one on the left for sure.
yeah yeah, Pam from the Office same picture meme. Dude, one is a blood sucking parasite that haunts the night and preys on the innocent, the other is a fictional character from a century old silent movie loosely based on a book.
But only the one on the left has a heart

Sexual matador of the morning
There is a woman who claims to have slept with that thing.
Have you heard of miller? Its an extra thick type of Santorum.

Nosferatu had better drip
Every photo and video clip I see of this guy just screams autism.
One can’t stand the light of day, the other can’t stand the light of progress.
That is just rude to the vampire
one is a soul sucking heartless bastard the other is count Orloff