NebulaImmediate6202 on October 5, 2025 2:40 am CUt it open and then I can judge Oh i thought this was r/badfoodporn
Friendly-Profit-8590 on October 5, 2025 2:54 am Pork butt with a dry rub. Looks like it could use some time cooking.
LeCarrr on October 5, 2025 2:55 am ARThur NOooo!! Where are his glasses? (He can’t see without his glasses)
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BRB got a turtlehead poking out
Miriel, Pastor of Vows! What monster would do this to you?! D:
Or E.T.
It’s what inside that counts
Pork butt, not turtle head.
That’s a fossil
He baked a rock.
I like turtles.
He doesn’t seem to be amused at all.
That looks super dry. And did he season it after cooking? The fuck?
Quick – someone check on Jonathan!
CUt it open and then I can judge
Oh i thought this was r/badfoodporn
Dino nugget meet dino boulder.
Not Jonathan!!!
I think that’s just a rock
Behold the turtle of enormous girth!
Interesting
Show us the inside if you’re ready to complain
Pork butt with a dry rub. Looks like it could use some time cooking.
ARThur NOooo!! Where are his glasses? (He can’t see without his glasses)
That’s freaky.
Dammit, I wanna see a vid of it being cut…
Tortishead one of my favorite ‘90s bands
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!