Yes, because if there’s one thing Trump’s known for, it’s TREATING EVERYONE FAIRLY.

This message is sponsored by contributions from the Israeli government

TRUMP 2.0

~ [CH. 1 – MONTHS 1-6: PROJECT 2025](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s/b0g91c01CG) ~

~ CH. 2 – MONTHS 7-9: EPSTEIN’S GHOST ~

🇺🇸 Domestic Policy

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⚖️Constitution & Civil Rights

* 1st amendment- FCC weaponized + Flag Burning
* Political revenge investigations
* Calls for a new census to remove non-citizen free persons
* Strips retirement benefits from trans service members
* Federalize DC for beating up Big Balls – Capital Punishment, 14yo adults, & no cashless bail
* Vows to end voting machines & mail-in ballots/voter ID
* Militarize cities w/ armed service men & specialized domestic units
* Liberation day 2.0 – deemed illegal
* Supreme Court – Racial based detainments (14th Amendment) + Power of the purse (Article 1)
* 2nd amendment – Trans guns rights

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💰 Economics

* Trade agreements w/ Japan, Philippines, SK & the EU – 15% + tax
* 35% Canadian tariff + 50% for Brazil & India
* More 🌮s on Mexico & China tariffs
* Tax deductions for tips + overtime
* Expands “death tax” – Farms collapsing
* Lower the national debt with Venmo
* IRS ends free filing program
* Fires head of IRS -> Ambassador to Iceland
* DOGE wastes $20B + National debt rises
* Threatens CEOs for “New” domestic investments + Loyalty Scorecards
* Most bankruptcies & unemployment since COVID
* Fires lead BLS & attempts to remove FED governor
* Chip sales to China – 15% chip purchase kickback
* Plans Freddy Mac & Fannie Mae IPOs
* 10% US stake in Intel & other companies
* Foreign movie & furniture tax
* Dow Jones, Bitcoin, & his Net Worth hit new highs

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🏥 Healthcare

* Medication “coming down 1500%
* No woke AIDS or Cancer screenings
* Destroys contraception aid
* No plan for insurers to cover IVF
* Planned Parenthood closures
* Federal grants held ransom
* Cuts mRNA vaccine development & Autism research
* CDC targeted shooting = layoffs
* Limits access for vaccines
* Kissing bug + Screwworm containment
* Tylenol Autism theory
* TrumpRx

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🌱 Climate, Food, & Energy

* Beef & grocery prices surge; food rotting on the vine
* Energy prices up & oil rigs down
* Empty Coal Board
* EPA won’t recognize climate change
* No solar or wind projects

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🌎 Foreign Policy

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🔥 Conflicts & Escalations

* Gaza – starvation, massacres, & full Israeli conquest
* Syria Druze conflicts
* Houthis continue to attack cargo ships + Israel
* Thai Cambodia War
* Positions nuclear subs to Russia; strikes on Ukraine double since inauguration
* IDF West Bank takeover + bombs Qatar
* Military use against cartels + Venezuela
* NATO – Article 4

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🤝 International Relations

* Hates Scottish windmills, loves ⛳️
* US murderer freed from Venezuelan prison
* India has a “dead” economy
* More tax money & weapons to Israel
* Maduro bounty doubles
* “Aber-baijan” + “Albania” agreement (Trump Route)
* Red carpet @ “Russia” Sumit
* 🌮 sanctions + Putin invite to World Cup = US company bombed
* Releases Israeli pedophile + Bibi the “war hero”
* Greenland espionage
* N. Korea – Seal Team leak
* Cuts military aid to Taiwan
* Troops back in Afghanistan?
* Argentina bailout
* UN – World “going to Hell”

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🛑 Diplomatic Isolation

* Pulls out of UNESCO
* Won’t recognize a Palestinian State; no visas for UN assembly
* $15,000 visa app bonds
* Postal services freeze shipments to US

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👨‍🌾 Immigration

* Rolls back daily deportation target <Obama
* Net negative migration
* No age limits or education requirements for ICE
* Deportation Depot + Japanese internment camps
* Visa apps screened for “Anti Americanism/semitism/Kirkism”
* No visas for foreign truckers
* Reviewing all 55m legal immigrants
* 600k Chinese students
* Operation Silent Harvest
* 100k a yr for H1B

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🧱Border

* Paint the wall black

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🏛️Executive Policy

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🧑‍⚖️ Justice

* Russia Witch Hunt – Obama version
* Doodle lawsuits – WSJ + NYT
* Is in the Epstein Files
* Clinton subpoenas
* Haba disqualified
* Ghislaine DOJ interview = low security prison
* FBI redacts name from files / 4,725 Epstein wire transfers
* TX + CA Congressional Seats/ Dem arrest warrants
* College lawsuits/settlements
* FBI loyalty purge
* Felonies for 6” sandwiches & not firearms in DC
* Military honors for Babbit
* Homan bribery investigation
* Antifa = terrorism

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✍️Executive Actions & Symbolism

* Remove & civilly commit the Homeless
* More cuts to FEMA & NASA + Nuclear Moon Base
* Presidential Fitness Test + Sports Council w/ sex offender
* Fort Bragg audit = Golden Statues & Oval Office
* Purchases $100m+ in bonds & assets
* Cancels Secret Service for Harris
* Department of War – No beards or fats

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🎭 Cultural

* Melania Opera House/DJT Center of Performing Arts
* New WH ballroom
* Hides predecessor’s portraits
* Smithsonian “woke” slavery reviews + removed from impeachment exhibit
* Olympian gender testing for females
* Restores Confederate monuments
* National Parks = ⛳️
* Medal of Freedom for Giuliani & Kirk

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💻 Tech & Surveillance

* MLK + Earhart files released
* No “woke” AI
* TSA lets you keep your shoes on
* China hacks nuclear secrets
* $1B in nuclear funding for Trump Force One
* No new broadband infrastructure
* NASA cancels climate satellites
* Less domestic drone restrictions
* Russia hacks Federal court filing system
* Cuts Intelligence staffing & intel to Five Eyes
* Tik Tok sale

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📉 Crisis Management

* Epstein scandals
* Gazan famine/ Palestinian genocide
* Grand Canyon megafire
* No disaster relief for Blue or non-Israel supporting states
* Mass shootings – $800M in gun violence prevention cuts
* CDC leadership
* Government Shutdown – Hatch Act violations + Grim Reaper Vought

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📺 Media

* Make Redskins Great Again
* Mexican Coke
* CPB shuts down
* Pentagon press pledge
* ICE commercials, South Park & Pokémon
* Cheats at ⛳️ gets Olympic🥇
* Cameo @ US Open & Ryder Cup
* Epstein’s Bday book
* Blue jeans, Karoline’s lips, & Cracker Barrel
* Cankels, stroke face, & hand make-up
* Escalators & Medbeds
* Really wants to get into Heaven

Where Gaza poses a threat? lol

Gaza posing a threat…?¿

The irony is thick here…..

“We beat them like equals!”