They’ve gone Super Sayian

    by lowtoiletsitter

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    1. WaspInTheLotus on

      “Remember that the Taylor Bomb is a martial arts discipline that allows you to borrow white woman energy from Katherines and Jillians, from Megans and Audreys, from Stephanies and Traceys… and then to concentrate them and release them” – Queen Kai, probably

    2. Exactly why I carry a copy of The Notebook and a pumpkin spice ice latte to distract them while I run

    3. So I like this album, but I think I like it for the wrong reasons:

      1. It’s at least better than her last two albums, which were fucking atrocious. I tend to like Swift when she’s explicitly pop instead of the LDR coverband she was doing before And it’s only 40 minutes….for the normies. I full on expect 5 different deluxe albums with 2 hours with of extra music.

      2. Swift is such a massive goober that I found myself digging how absurd some of those lyrics get. I don’t buy that this is all meant to be satire–I think she’s actually like this. A billionaire pop star writing about big dicks and talking shit about other female pop stars. It’s so, so white.

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    4. I just looked up the lyrics to Wood. I better not ever see another swiftie compare her to Shakespeare again

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    5. Trying to figure out why they were being so aggressive last night. It was the eve of a T-swift drop. 😭

    6. VapidRapidRabbit on

      The album is ass, unfortunately. She hasn’t released a good album since Folklore and Evermore. She’d benefit from a years long break, tbh.

    7. White women powers on Omni Man level today. Forget the fact that it’s the fall and I see pumpkin spice everywhere again…

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