Probably a ginger. My wife is a ginger and she has beautiful white skin.
BrazenGamer on
That’s not white, that’s clear.
drittzO on
Legs with white grease for sunscreen protection?
_laudanum_ on
pov: your wife’s ethnicity is mozzarella
Cthulhu_Dreams_ on
“Perhaps you know of whom I speak, an old enemy of yours. A Pale Orc astride a [river raft]?”
dmarve on
Dear god
TheAesirHog on
Did she make it back from her honey moon?
SneaKyHooks on
Just came back from a lovely cruise where we rafted down a river in Jamaica, just like this, and some of the “rowers”(?) would offer to scrub people’s legs with limestone because of its skin benefits. Hopefully this is the case and not a corpse lmao.
Holiday-West9601 on
Good god!
Proof-Spirit2922 on
Looks like he’s traveling with Gorr the God butcher
ultrainstict on
Should probably inform her bloodletter and arsenic makeup was banned centuries ago
Drewmcfalls21 on
Bold of you to be alone on a boat with Harley Quinn
Potential-Memory1281 on
maybe she is?
Important-Day-232 on
Perhaps she’s Irish?
Glittering_Ad4686 on
Decomp lmao
HDReadyFridge on
What is an “aesthetic video”
Call_Me_SpacemaN on
looks like the intro of Skyrim…
CranRez80 on
He’s just going to the dumping ground.
Bright_Client_1256 on
Good lord
Clean_Ad_1311 on
Get that woman some vitamin D
naturalbornsinner on
Maybe that’s what he was going for… Subtly suggesting that if this ain’t a happy marriage they’ll do the trip again in similar but critically different circumstances.
yamantakas on
me when im rafting with a corpse and trying to claim im not
Ok, but really though, why they looking like an architect from Prometheus??
linnth on
Oh the engineer on vacation
any_other on
“Aesthetic video” wtf does this mean lmao. Which aesthetic?
TheAuraTree on
It’s not hard to put a filter on videos now… Just up the warmth a tiiiiny bit!
tidder_bear on
like did he marry a seagull?
Gryfth on
Palest piggies I’ve ever seen.
SxyblkWETkitty69 on
Ummm 🤔
finniruse on
Jesus Christ. I’m a pale Irish heritage person with darker skin than that. Wtf.
animalonthedrums on
Powder that you?
SputnikFace on
Alien Engineer Legs ass
Moveyourbloominass on
Nice glow sticks!
Ill_WillRx on
Wow I can actually give relevant info for once! This looks like a Jamaican Raft and Limestone rub massage experience which is very popular these days. The white appearing legs are covered in limestone (so could be any race of person, it’s not some strong SPF for an Irish or ginger person lol).
Dinosaur_Wrangler on
That person could get a nasty burn spending too much time under the full moon.
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How certain are we that it’s not a corpse?
Probably gonna want to slather some SPF900 on those bad boys
OMG I want to raft down a river!!
the beakons are lit. gondor calls for aid.
Hmmm…I better stay out of my husband’s videos.
Where is this?
The beacons of Gondor are lit!
Must be [irish](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/uh266kNegY)
Probably a ginger. My wife is a ginger and she has beautiful white skin.
That’s not white, that’s clear.
Legs with white grease for sunscreen protection?
pov: your wife’s ethnicity is mozzarella
“Perhaps you know of whom I speak, an old enemy of yours. A Pale Orc astride a [river raft]?”
Dear god
Did she make it back from her honey moon?
Just came back from a lovely cruise where we rafted down a river in Jamaica, just like this, and some of the “rowers”(?) would offer to scrub people’s legs with limestone because of its skin benefits. Hopefully this is the case and not a corpse lmao.
Good god!
Looks like he’s traveling with Gorr the God butcher
Should probably inform her bloodletter and arsenic makeup was banned centuries ago
Bold of you to be alone on a boat with Harley Quinn
maybe she is?
Perhaps she’s Irish?
Decomp lmao
What is an “aesthetic video”
looks like the intro of Skyrim…
He’s just going to the dumping ground.
Good lord
Get that woman some vitamin D
Maybe that’s what he was going for… Subtly suggesting that if this ain’t a happy marriage they’ll do the trip again in similar but critically different circumstances.
me when im rafting with a corpse and trying to claim im not
SPF∞
She pale!
Was she role-playing as [Powder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Powder_(1995_film)) by chance?
I assumed they put a mannequin on the boat.
Ok, but really though, why they looking like an architect from Prometheus??
Oh the engineer on vacation
“Aesthetic video” wtf does this mean lmao. Which aesthetic?
It’s not hard to put a filter on videos now… Just up the warmth a tiiiiny bit!
like did he marry a seagull?
Palest piggies I’ve ever seen.
Ummm 🤔
Jesus Christ. I’m a pale Irish heritage person with darker skin than that. Wtf.
Powder that you?
Alien Engineer Legs ass
Nice glow sticks!
Wow I can actually give relevant info for once! This looks like a Jamaican Raft and Limestone rub massage experience which is very popular these days. The white appearing legs are covered in limestone (so could be any race of person, it’s not some strong SPF for an Irish or ginger person lol).
That person could get a nasty burn spending too much time under the full moon.
I wasn’t aware they made humans that pale