Moms have a magical ability to turn the simplest funny story into a two-hour motivational TED talk nobody asked for.
Serenya_official on
Really lol
fizisfiz on
i once told how i pranked my friend by lifting of his chair while he sat. pretty common right?
my mom: you shouldnot have done that, what if he broke his butt bone. what if his jugular vein hits the chair and he died.
i was like wtf.
Beautiful-Panic3523 on
It’s like moms have a built-in lecture mode that activates the second you open your mouth.
usermanual258963 on
Never tell your parents anything that could be used against you 🤐😅
EastGermanBB on
That’s funny, lol
FJkookser00 on
Happened to me all the time as a kid. I’d have this happen, declare “damn, I’m not telling you anything anymore!” And for about a month I wouldn’t tell my parents about school or little league or martial arts or anything.
They’d get so frustrated and promise not to go off the rails and just listen next time. And, next time, they’d do exactly that when I told them sorting happened, and the cycle repeated through elementary and middle school until I just decided to completely ignore their complaints after my story.
Soul699 on
This reposted meme I’m pretty sure it’s 5 years old at least
Fantastic-Life-9546 on
My question is why do they do it.
Maleficent-War-8429 on
Your parents job is to lecture you because nobody else is going to tell you this shit.
RyouIshtar on
I left my Latin book (took Latin in high school) on the table, apparently my uncle saw it and it sent him on a long argument with my mom about what the romans did to black people or some shit
Paccuardi03 on
Not to victim blame but at some point you should learn what you can and can’t talk about with her.
VoidExileR on
Lecturing your kid over every little thing is a good way to make your kid not want to talk to you
Acceptable-Two5692 on
People complain about mansplaining but I think momsplaining is the actual culprit of annoyance.
GlossyFlesh on
Yes bro one time I was showing my parents the song I taught myself on the violin and my dad told me I should write my own song and I told him I can’t and he was “tHaTs NoT a ReAl AnSwEr” bro i said I can’t, literally deal with it (I didn’t say that to him) but then he turned it into a huge lecture
DasGaufre on
Have you had the experience of your mum then bringing it up later but with wrong details, and it just makes you that much madder?
M4roon on
These two would make such a good buddy-cop comedy. I know it.
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Moms have a magical ability to turn the simplest funny story into a two-hour motivational TED talk nobody asked for.
Really lol
i once told how i pranked my friend by lifting of his chair while he sat. pretty common right?
my mom: you shouldnot have done that, what if he broke his butt bone. what if his jugular vein hits the chair and he died.
i was like wtf.
It’s like moms have a built-in lecture mode that activates the second you open your mouth.
Never tell your parents anything that could be used against you 🤐😅
That’s funny, lol
Happened to me all the time as a kid. I’d have this happen, declare “damn, I’m not telling you anything anymore!” And for about a month I wouldn’t tell my parents about school or little league or martial arts or anything.
They’d get so frustrated and promise not to go off the rails and just listen next time. And, next time, they’d do exactly that when I told them sorting happened, and the cycle repeated through elementary and middle school until I just decided to completely ignore their complaints after my story.
This reposted meme I’m pretty sure it’s 5 years old at least
My question is why do they do it.
Your parents job is to lecture you because nobody else is going to tell you this shit.
I left my Latin book (took Latin in high school) on the table, apparently my uncle saw it and it sent him on a long argument with my mom about what the romans did to black people or some shit
Not to victim blame but at some point you should learn what you can and can’t talk about with her.
Lecturing your kid over every little thing is a good way to make your kid not want to talk to you
People complain about mansplaining but I think momsplaining is the actual culprit of annoyance.
Yes bro one time I was showing my parents the song I taught myself on the violin and my dad told me I should write my own song and I told him I can’t and he was “tHaTs NoT a ReAl AnSwEr” bro i said I can’t, literally deal with it (I didn’t say that to him) but then he turned it into a huge lecture
Have you had the experience of your mum then bringing it up later but with wrong details, and it just makes you that much madder?
These two would make such a good buddy-cop comedy. I know it.