VanguardAvenger on October 1, 2025 11:09 pm Careful now. Or his ugly wife will do to you what his dad did to Kennedy
Weary_Panda80 on October 1, 2025 11:14 pm he looks like a fucking oompa loompa. and that’s an insult to oompa loompas!
Wish-I-Was-You on October 1, 2025 11:15 pm What disaster is he running away from now? Other than his shameful political career, of course!
brokefixfux on October 1, 2025 11:15 pm He’s just one long white beard away from being the dying mall Santa that every kid pees on
Fathorse23 on October 1, 2025 11:17 pm Too many trips to Cancun. Now he looks like 25lbs of shit in a 5lb sack.
IndependentEmu7552 on October 1, 2025 11:17 pm I do not like that man Ted Cruz, I do not like his far-right views. I do not like his stupid chin, I do not like his smarmy grin. I do not like him with a beard, I do not like him freshly sheared. I do not like Ted Cruz at all, That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls. Edit: Forgot to give credit to John Oliver and the last week tonight show
lecoqmako on October 1, 2025 11:23 pm I don’t judge him for his weight or appearance. I think we should all stop that superficial nonsense. I judge him for being a selfish, lying asshole.
Joebranflakes on October 1, 2025 11:27 pm I have to say that’s a fairly bog standard “Texas” physique.
ChrisEFWTX on October 1, 2025 11:48 pm Paraphrasing someone else, “his face looks like a bowl of pudding with pointy rocks sticking out”
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Careful now. Or his ugly wife will do to you what his dad did to Kennedy
Tubby little pedo defender.
He is a hefty boy.
he looks like a fucking oompa loompa. and that’s an insult to oompa loompas!
What disaster is he running away from now? Other than his shameful political career, of course!
He’s just one long white beard away from being the dying mall Santa that every kid pees on
“You look like melted ice cream.”
Too many trips to Cancun. Now he looks like 25lbs of shit in a 5lb sack.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.
Edit: Forgot to give credit to John Oliver and the last week tonight show
Stopping attacks on pedophiles is hungry work.
Hey man stop attacking pedophiles
Ted Chews and chews and chews
Lumpia Cruz
What a fat piece of shit
Meal Team 6!
Off to Cancun!?!!!!????
Trouble in Texas? Is he running again?
Everything’s bigger in Texas they say, even the senators!
I don’t judge him for his weight or appearance. I think we should all stop that superficial nonsense. I judge him for being a selfish, lying asshole.
I’m out of touch. Who is this guy exactly?
I have to say that’s a fairly bog standard “Texas” physique.
He looks very disproportional
Does he have a leopard print backpack?
What porno is he watching?
Pedo lover.
His insurance won’t approve the ozempic
🤮
That’s a chairborne ranger right there.
Paraphrasing someone else, “his face looks like a bowl of pudding with pointy rocks sticking out”
Fat Wolverine