I usurp rotten yam tits power and rename this land epstein list of america
coyylol on
If there’s pudding then I’m moving to the States!
Echevarious on
Legalized cannabis and healthcare? Now, that’s the kind of hope we could all use.
mustlovedogsandpussy on
FOR THE SWIFTIES!! 😂
TheOtherUprising on
I’m glad I brought my attention to this matter.
Neondelivery on
YES, INFACT MAKE UP FOR LOST TARIFF INCOME THROUGH HIGHER KID ROCK FEES.
No_Dragonfruit_157 on
I love that he’s taking away the fees. I do love me some good old Taylor swift ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
No but this was absolutely hilarious
Punchee on
Literally a platform I’d vote for.
scavagesavage on
Lol, fuck Kid Rock.
-WitchyPoo- on
This isn’t Trumpy enough. It made sense. I laughed several times. I don’t want to throw myself out the window.
Good job, [Camile.](https://www.instagram.com/camilleczapata/) But too witty for Trump.
Time_Hour1277 on
I appreciate the work however I wish they would not intertwine actual issues with nonsense issues. Healthcare for all makes sense. Free eggs?? Too close to an actual issue. If you’re trying to appeal to the maga crowd you can’t do this. Make it something more ridiculous…like free aluminum foil exclusively for hat making.
Rurumo666 on
Do you need to go through Ticketmaster to buy Kid Rock tickets for the county fair?
paradiddle5 on
Can we please have that America? His version is the timeline I want to be stuck on. Not this Hellscape.
metaltastic on
Lol
I love it
No_Bother_7133 on
This is policy I can get behind!
yeabutnobut on
I’m trying to find something wrong with this and I can’t
DouglasHundred on
The woman (I think) who runs his socials is a gem.
OtherwiseSoftware379 on
I actually laughed out loud several times reading this. Thank goodness I’m alone
zoobernut on
This is probably the best/funniest yet.
Nerk86 on
I’m getting a real kick out of these tweets.
Gladukame on
Crazy thing is that this is largely the Dems platform isn’t it? Just in…unique packaging.
The messaging matters. Unpopular opinion alert: God bless them but let’s not make the Trans such a big part of our platform. And if the GOP forces the issue, we just ignore the question like they’ve always done.
beefjerky34 on
Why would he not make this his actual platform? He would legit win in a landslide.
blu3m00n1991 on
My god this is the funniest one so far! 🤣
Nwsamurai on
If a reality TV star can be president, why not a memelord?
stonerspartanlady on
Pudding for everyone is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
anon727813 on
Omfg this is amazing
aspartame-daddy on
I’m more of a pomade guy, will I still get to take advantage of the subsidies?
ConclusionAlarmed882 on
I really like pudding. He’s got my vote.
WritingParking on
I need healthcare, hair gel, and pudding. But I, for the life of me just can’t tell the difference between Trump and Newsom. They’re just the same to me
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Nice
Lmao this one is actually hilarious
Sounds like a solid platform.
I usurp rotten yam tits power and rename this land epstein list of america
If there’s pudding then I’m moving to the States!
Legalized cannabis and healthcare? Now, that’s the kind of hope we could all use.
FOR THE SWIFTIES!! 😂
I’m glad I brought my attention to this matter.
YES, INFACT MAKE UP FOR LOST TARIFF INCOME THROUGH HIGHER KID ROCK FEES.
I love that he’s taking away the fees. I do love me some good old Taylor swift ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
No but this was absolutely hilarious
Literally a platform I’d vote for.
Lol, fuck Kid Rock.
This isn’t Trumpy enough. It made sense. I laughed several times. I don’t want to throw myself out the window.
Good job, [Camile.](https://www.instagram.com/camilleczapata/) But too witty for Trump.
I appreciate the work however I wish they would not intertwine actual issues with nonsense issues. Healthcare for all makes sense. Free eggs?? Too close to an actual issue. If you’re trying to appeal to the maga crowd you can’t do this. Make it something more ridiculous…like free aluminum foil exclusively for hat making.
Do you need to go through Ticketmaster to buy Kid Rock tickets for the county fair?
Can we please have that America? His version is the timeline I want to be stuck on. Not this Hellscape.
Lol
I love it
This is policy I can get behind!
I’m trying to find something wrong with this and I can’t
The woman (I think) who runs his socials is a gem.
I actually laughed out loud several times reading this. Thank goodness I’m alone
This is probably the best/funniest yet.
I’m getting a real kick out of these tweets.
Crazy thing is that this is largely the Dems platform isn’t it? Just in…unique packaging.
The messaging matters. Unpopular opinion alert: God bless them but let’s not make the Trans such a big part of our platform. And if the GOP forces the issue, we just ignore the question like they’ve always done.
Why would he not make this his actual platform? He would legit win in a landslide.
My god this is the funniest one so far! 🤣
If a reality TV star can be president, why not a memelord?
Pudding for everyone is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omfg this is amazing
I’m more of a pomade guy, will I still get to take advantage of the subsidies?
I really like pudding. He’s got my vote.
I need healthcare, hair gel, and pudding. But I, for the life of me just can’t tell the difference between Trump and Newsom. They’re just the same to me
/ s