Unfortunately half of the country is living in a different MAGAfied reality than those of us living in normal, factual reality.
Agreeable-Ad1221 on
All migrants are illegal foreign invaders in their eyes
mechkelly on
Reality is what I say it is.
jl56649 on
This is how you respond to Trump people. Short, simple replies that they can’t roll their eyes at.
joshtalife on
Grindr account and IP address coming today?
Pantsickle on
“The sky is blue.”
“No it is not.”
Backflips_for_stalin on
Man Mike Johnson is gonna have the biggest shock when he goes to hell, the only shame is none of us are gonna see it
Typical_Quality9866 on
They just keep saying 💩 in hopes the general public will believe it & sadly it’s been working. 😭
QQBearsHijacker on
Yield, man! Let us healthcare!
nihilt-jiltquist on
I’m thinking of the story about what happens when you make the asshole boss…
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control all of the body’s responses and functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”
The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work, (or more specifically, in this case, shut down the government.. )
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
**Moral Of The Story:** You don’t need a brain to be a Boss—-any asshole will do.
And that my friends is what’s happening in America today.
ChaosOfOrder24 on
“Nuh uh”
ExcitingAnimator1595 on
The Trump regime is blaming the Democrats. I shall remind everybody that the Republicans have control of both the Congress and Senate.
ThE_LAN_B4_TimE on
The worst part about these fucks is things that you can easily fact check they deny and their base will just blindly believe it. Dems should be taking screeshots of their exact ask to show what a bunch of fucking liars they are. But Dem leadership is incompetent.
NoMansSkyWasAlright on
It’s weird to see Jellyfish Johnson pushing back on anything.
PassengerNo2259 on
Johnson is a straight up psychopath. He’s lying, he knows he’s lying, he knows Collins knows, but he continues to lie. A lot of people think he’s a buffoon but this fucker is evil.
antidense on
It’s much cheaper to pay for preventative care for everyone as a society than pick and choose who deserves it and deal with all the health emergencies.
SpiritualTwo5256 on
Each and every one of these liars deserves life in prison, never to be allowed to meet with any sort of media or share their crap.
gaberax on
Thank God for Kaitlan Collins.
Jster422 on
Yeah we keep bashing our collective heads into the fact that our whole society relies on the idea that flagrant lying will be punished at the polls.
But whether it was ever true or not it is patently not true now.
We all know that ‘you can’t shame the shameless but it’s not clear what to do with that knowledge.
AdhesivenessCivil581 on
Americans are so afraid that we might give an immigrant a free aspirin that they will destroy the entire system in order to stop it.
o-Blue on
maga: the border is secured
also maga: they want healthcare for all the immigrants crossing the border.
bunch of clowns.
Sad-Toe-3360 on
Fuckers would argue with a stop sign.
carltodw on
He doesn’t believe there is such a thing as an immigrant with legal status. Unless they are white.
Aggressive-Land8109 on
Don’t look up, just like Idiocracy, became a documentary.
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Unfortunately half of the country is living in a different MAGAfied reality than those of us living in normal, factual reality.
All migrants are illegal foreign invaders in their eyes
Reality is what I say it is.
This is how you respond to Trump people. Short, simple replies that they can’t roll their eyes at.
Grindr account and IP address coming today?
“The sky is blue.”
“No it is not.”
Man Mike Johnson is gonna have the biggest shock when he goes to hell, the only shame is none of us are gonna see it
They just keep saying 💩 in hopes the general public will believe it & sadly it’s been working. 😭
Yield, man! Let us healthcare!
I’m thinking of the story about what happens when you make the asshole boss…
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control all of the body’s responses and functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”
The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work, (or more specifically, in this case, shut down the government.. )
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
**Moral Of The Story:** You don’t need a brain to be a Boss—-any asshole will do.
And that my friends is what’s happening in America today.
“Nuh uh”
The Trump regime is blaming the Democrats. I shall remind everybody that the Republicans have control of both the Congress and Senate.
The worst part about these fucks is things that you can easily fact check they deny and their base will just blindly believe it. Dems should be taking screeshots of their exact ask to show what a bunch of fucking liars they are. But Dem leadership is incompetent.
It’s weird to see Jellyfish Johnson pushing back on anything.
Johnson is a straight up psychopath. He’s lying, he knows he’s lying, he knows Collins knows, but he continues to lie. A lot of people think he’s a buffoon but this fucker is evil.
It’s much cheaper to pay for preventative care for everyone as a society than pick and choose who deserves it and deal with all the health emergencies.
Each and every one of these liars deserves life in prison, never to be allowed to meet with any sort of media or share their crap.
Thank God for Kaitlan Collins.
Yeah we keep bashing our collective heads into the fact that our whole society relies on the idea that flagrant lying will be punished at the polls.
But whether it was ever true or not it is patently not true now.
We all know that ‘you can’t shame the shameless but it’s not clear what to do with that knowledge.
Americans are so afraid that we might give an immigrant a free aspirin that they will destroy the entire system in order to stop it.
maga: the border is secured
also maga: they want healthcare for all the immigrants crossing the border.
bunch of clowns.
Fuckers would argue with a stop sign.
He doesn’t believe there is such a thing as an immigrant with legal status. Unless they are white.
Don’t look up, just like Idiocracy, became a documentary.
“Nuh-uh”- Republicans
and most republicans will never see this….