MeganLuxy on October 1, 2025 1:25 am lol imagine seeing ‘Christ is arriving soon in a Hyundai Elantra’ pop up on your phone 😂
L-Guy_21 on October 1, 2025 1:43 am False Messiah. Everyone knows Jesus drove an accord. He just didn’t speak of it very often
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I guess we now know jesus drives Hyundai Elantra
Even Jesus couldn’t escape this shitty economy.
Jesus, take the wheel… Literally
lol imagine seeing ‘Christ is arriving soon in a Hyundai Elantra’ pop up on your phone 😂
Please keep the cabbath day holy
Thought he drove an Astro van…
False Messiah. Everyone knows Jesus drove an accord. He just didn’t speak of it very often