I would imagine they’re not allowing service weapons inside that meeting…
jetty_junkie on
I read that the entire meeting was an hour long? Does anyone know if that’s true?
WimpyZombie on
Boy…..if Hegseth is doing this on tRump’s orders, that is the ultimate example of “Do as I say, not as I do”.
Kaffe-Mumriken on
Jesus Christ just come out already, your hurting yourself and nobody will judge you.
Nottodayreddit1949 on
Alright Commander in cankles. Drop and give me 20.
Vernerator on
What about the Commander-in-Chief, Petey?
1984isAMidlifeCrisis on
They didn’t even have an arm wrestling contest. How are we supposed to know who is the manliest?
MasterAlchemi on
Should they get iron cross tattoos as well?
crazycatlady331 on
Aahh yes the token DUI hire, Pete Kegsbreath.
HaraldWurlitzer on
Oh, they’ll like this POS even more than before.
AthasDuneWalker on
Norman Schwarzkopf, who he indirectly praised for leadership in the Gulf War, was a bit on the pudgy side…
RomanusDiogenes on
Just waiting for the Hitler Oath…erm, Trump Oath…
ptaylor611 on
Did these generals have to pay $18,000 to attend this “alpha male” symposium?
PyratHero23 on

picvegita6687 on
Sooo you want your leaders to be bring strong boys, not smart brilliant leaders and thinkers who will maximize your troops and resources…I see where the problem is
EssenceReavers on
Alcoholic boy doesn’t understand that war isn’t all about being fit and charging out and going pew pew
zonked282 on
” guys, our dictatorship military parade looked like shit and everyone is Making fun of us 😭’
snark_enterprises on
This should help recruitment efforts /s
zombie_spiderman on
Honestly, this is excellent. I was worried this was going to be a “everyone swear a personal loyalty oath to the Cheeto-in Chief” or declaration of some random invasion. Instead I can’t imagine that any of these highly accomplished military figures are going to come away from the meeting respecting him MORE.
333H_E on
The ultimate “this meeting could have been an email”. Imagine the the millions wasted in travel and logistics to say ” Do you even lift bro?”. What an expensive joke we’re paying for.
ehg2012 on
He keeps saying secretary of war. That’s not a real thing. Someone’s gonna find that loophole and exploit it.
jaygeezythreezy on
If any of the military leaders had the liver enzyme labs that the Defense sec has they’d be court-martialed.
AdScary1757 on
If the secretary of war can have a make-up room, then every officer in the military can have a spray tan and smokey eye and spit Maga talking points every time a microphone is around. They real enemy is the independent news agencies.
Smartimess on
I hope that he told that to Pumpkin Spice Palpatine, since he is the Commander-of-Cheese and morbidly obese.
megatheriumburger on
Except the commander in chief is a lazy fat ass.
zedplanet on
Yah part of fascist credo is that reality is trivial, image is everything
Foe_Hammer9463 on
Where does the secretary of war find time to exercise between all the hard drinking he does?
hobokobo1028 on
I LOVE this PLEASE turn the generals against this administration
3v1lkr0w on
I did 22 years in the military. I had to PT test at least once a year. While drunky looks ‘fit’ I don’t think he could do a PT test, let along the Pedo in Chief
MoochoMaas on
All show. No substance.
Waste Fraud Abuse
agentouk on
I assume this also means the Commander-In-Chief, DJT?
Harvey_Rabbit330 on
I’m hoping the generals remember their oath to country and constitution today rather than listening to idiocy.
Thereisonlyzero on
Damn, this might be the ultimate sign of the burger reichs incompetence, an ANTI-AMERICAN authoritarian dictatorship is completely reliant on having a loyal to a fault military and its increasingly looking like the troops are not on board with what is plainly a dog shit wannabe authoritarian interloping goonsquad trying to take over their world and authority.
this is intentional, it looks like an attempt at ritual humiliation to shock the troops into a type of behavior/outcome they want which can work but in this case was done very poorly and the downstream morale effects compound far more than they can ever realize if they were this sloppy
the military is silos on silos who echo chamber hard when they get on a certain resonance and the admin looks like they are really talking for granted the massive distance between their world in politics and the civi world and how it really is in the rank and file because no one in the admin is from the rank and file, they are just goons/grifters and scumbags who all failed upwards in life who only have their positions because they are willing to kiss the ring of a petty tyrant who they will happily betray if the house of cards looks likes it gonna cave
house of cards need loyal guards but hey, what do I know
Shaun32887 on
My last command before getting out was on an aircraft carrier. Retention and recruiting is down, so we didn’t have a ton of people. I worked in Combat, and most of my Sailors were radar/data link operators and weapons system operators. They defended the ship by knowing how to use and maintain those systems. Operation of those systems required a sharp mind, the ability to quickly read a battlespace on the screen, and studying hard to know the characteristics of every enemy platform and weapon.
If someone forced them out of the military because they couldn’t do enough pushups or get their BMI down to some random aesthetic based number, I would be absolutely furious. There’s a shortage as is, and the ability to run 3 miles has nothing to do with their ability to utilize their systems and fight the ship.
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I would imagine they’re not allowing service weapons inside that meeting…
I read that the entire meeting was an hour long? Does anyone know if that’s true?
Boy…..if Hegseth is doing this on tRump’s orders, that is the ultimate example of “Do as I say, not as I do”.
Jesus Christ just come out already, your hurting yourself and nobody will judge you.
Alright Commander in cankles. Drop and give me 20.
What about the Commander-in-Chief, Petey?
They didn’t even have an arm wrestling contest. How are we supposed to know who is the manliest?
Should they get iron cross tattoos as well?
Aahh yes the token DUI hire, Pete Kegsbreath.
Oh, they’ll like this POS even more than before.
Norman Schwarzkopf, who he indirectly praised for leadership in the Gulf War, was a bit on the pudgy side…
Just waiting for the Hitler Oath…erm, Trump Oath…
Did these generals have to pay $18,000 to attend this “alpha male” symposium?

Sooo you want your leaders to be bring strong boys, not smart brilliant leaders and thinkers who will maximize your troops and resources…I see where the problem is
Alcoholic boy doesn’t understand that war isn’t all about being fit and charging out and going pew pew
” guys, our dictatorship military parade looked like shit and everyone is Making fun of us 😭’
This should help recruitment efforts /s
Honestly, this is excellent. I was worried this was going to be a “everyone swear a personal loyalty oath to the Cheeto-in Chief” or declaration of some random invasion. Instead I can’t imagine that any of these highly accomplished military figures are going to come away from the meeting respecting him MORE.
The ultimate “this meeting could have been an email”. Imagine the the millions wasted in travel and logistics to say ” Do you even lift bro?”. What an expensive joke we’re paying for.
He keeps saying secretary of war. That’s not a real thing. Someone’s gonna find that loophole and exploit it.
If any of the military leaders had the liver enzyme labs that the Defense sec has they’d be court-martialed.
If the secretary of war can have a make-up room, then every officer in the military can have a spray tan and smokey eye and spit Maga talking points every time a microphone is around. They real enemy is the independent news agencies.
I hope that he told that to Pumpkin Spice Palpatine, since he is the Commander-of-Cheese and morbidly obese.
Except the commander in chief is a lazy fat ass.
Yah part of fascist credo is that reality is trivial, image is everything
Where does the secretary of war find time to exercise between all the hard drinking he does?
I LOVE this PLEASE turn the generals against this administration
I did 22 years in the military. I had to PT test at least once a year. While drunky looks ‘fit’ I don’t think he could do a PT test, let along the Pedo in Chief
All show. No substance.
Waste Fraud Abuse
I assume this also means the Commander-In-Chief, DJT?
I’m hoping the generals remember their oath to country and constitution today rather than listening to idiocy.
Damn, this might be the ultimate sign of the burger reichs incompetence, an ANTI-AMERICAN authoritarian dictatorship is completely reliant on having a loyal to a fault military and its increasingly looking like the troops are not on board with what is plainly a dog shit wannabe authoritarian interloping goonsquad trying to take over their world and authority.
this is intentional, it looks like an attempt at ritual humiliation to shock the troops into a type of behavior/outcome they want which can work but in this case was done very poorly and the downstream morale effects compound far more than they can ever realize if they were this sloppy
the military is silos on silos who echo chamber hard when they get on a certain resonance and the admin looks like they are really talking for granted the massive distance between their world in politics and the civi world and how it really is in the rank and file because no one in the admin is from the rank and file, they are just goons/grifters and scumbags who all failed upwards in life who only have their positions because they are willing to kiss the ring of a petty tyrant who they will happily betray if the house of cards looks likes it gonna cave
house of cards need loyal guards but hey, what do I know
My last command before getting out was on an aircraft carrier. Retention and recruiting is down, so we didn’t have a ton of people. I worked in Combat, and most of my Sailors were radar/data link operators and weapons system operators. They defended the ship by knowing how to use and maintain those systems. Operation of those systems required a sharp mind, the ability to quickly read a battlespace on the screen, and studying hard to know the characteristics of every enemy platform and weapon.
If someone forced them out of the military because they couldn’t do enough pushups or get their BMI down to some random aesthetic based number, I would be absolutely furious. There’s a shortage as is, and the ability to run 3 miles has nothing to do with their ability to utilize their systems and fight the ship.