My dudes ran 4 seconds and were like “nah, this ain’t worth it”.
by oranke_dino
My dudes ran 4 seconds and were like “nah, this ain’t worth it”.
by oranke_dino
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“Dilivering with an accent”, the GOPSCOTUS’s new law.
Maybe he was a pedophile and that’s why ICE let him go.
Guy on the bike has bills he did not have time for political oppression
“Sorry. No time for Constitution defying illegal search. Have delivers to make.”
I think, in general, these ICE agents are not fat and overweight like typical policemen, but I’m surprised they are so unfit.
Do I sound like I am being disrespectful? I meant every word of it.
This is why when they are all CiViL wAr I’m not scared.
My favorite part is that the more gravy seals that joined in, the slower they got
As if they all thought & moved as a single hateful, tubby, sluggish organism
*”It’s no use, Cletus…no matter how lackadaisically we shuffle he just keeps getting further away”*
One of the worst of the worst, and ICE just let him get away… SMH.
“We’ll do everything we can to stop these dangerous, horrible criminals (delivering food).”
“Cardio?”
“No, not cardio.”
I still need to know, What He picked up?
They tried their absolute OK.
Is there a video ? I’d love to see it
There are plenty more filet-o-fishes in the sea.
Why didn’t they just shoot him like Indianna Jones did in that movie? /s
Death Stranding IRL?! The package delivery people are our future!
Ah the bicycle, ancient enemy of the person who shirks cardio
I’ve been watching people on YouTube troll Red Dead role players. This is exactly like those videos. run in circles and watch 6 “law men” try to catch you, simply run away, and they usually give up.
He must have made all his deliveries. If he still had food one of these choads would have kept waddling after him.
If Benny Hill was still alive I think he’d want to chase this guy and then pat him on the head.
It looked like he was approaching them to begin with. Wondering if one of them ordered food so they could entrap the delivery driver
Ncaap needs to yell people it’s ok to wear black face to protest.
The gravy seals are top athletic performers
They donut like to give chase.
Missing the dude in a white cowboy hat.
The reason they aren’t going for criminals is because it’s too hard to make their quotas. It’s easier to just go to Home Depot, farms, factories, and immigration offices and snatch everyone up. They want to do the least amount of work possible. Jogging after someone? Nah.
I’m my mind Yakety Sax was playing under that
They may not have given up; the perimeter may have missile defense.
Decide, now; am I joking or would ICE ‘agents’ use deadly force against someone who they might detain because “he kinda looked Mexican.”
Now, if they did use deadly force, would this administration investigate and make a public admission of the event?
A legend walks among us unknown now
They were probably all out of breath after chasing him across the street
Loot Box Heroes can’t catch a food delivery guy because they are too fat with belly and weapons.
…and we’re also like, I’m out of puff, just give me a minute to get my breath back!
You mean the GRAVY SEALS?
Fat ass out of shape ICE couldn’t catch a cold.
Dudes crime was yelling “fuck trump” at these guys.
Are they just standing around looking for people who look like they could be immigrants? Why did they target this guy in the first place?
Arm badges say most of these agents are border patrol
Standing around like a tough guy with a mask and abusing people who won’t move is one thing. Getting your out of shape ass in gear while cosplaying in tactical gear that adds weight is something different.