I sold my soul to this orange Cheeto and all I got was this lousy purple tie.
OK_1M_REL0ADED on
It’s my turn to change his diaper.
SupaPatt on
pam bondi is melting
GibblersNoob on
I never noticed how big Marcos ears are.
skidsareforkids on
“See no evil”, “hear no evil”, and “This paste tastes funny”
TraditionalWorking82 on
A meeting of the Turds
nipslippinjizzsippin on
“old man says something stupid”
timpatry on
I’m starting to not feel like the biggest and bestest most biggest coolest boy.
I’m going to need you both to suck my dick starting with you. Marco.
I want you to do it like you did last Tuesday.
Gemtree710 on
Don’t breathe. Don’t breathe
patkeenanmusic on
“I could really eat a fresh baby, can we order some in once the cameras are off or….?”
curiousbryxl on
JD Vance is suicidal huh. And I’m next for the VP position huh. Fuck.
JackHughman69 on
“Hes got big ears and a sweaty forehead”
SprinterW on
Three lying mice
Outrageous_Credit_96 on
Stay strong! I know it smells really bad next to this guy, but stay strong. Wait! What did he just say? Shit, I missed it! Whatever. Man, this guy smells so fucking bad!
RhythmTimeDivision on
Rubio and Bondi: holy crap, he’s a blithering idiot. DON’T MAKE A FACE, DON’T REACT. Just keep thinking of how much money you made today.
AnxiousPineapple9052 on
No, no, the memo said it was to be Rubio, Bondi, then me. The blonde always sits by me. Look we’re both wearing blue and I chose this tie to match her hair. Now, dammit, switch places with her.
creedx12k on
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.
No-Doughnut-8124 on
bUt hER eMaiLS!
Pjonesnm on
Who farted?
Barleficus2000 on
“My god, his wrinkles have wrinkles. And is that a toupee, or does he have a poorly knitted tea cosy on his head?”
w4rlok94 on
“You promised me ice cream if I was a good boy”
onekhador on
“My time will come.” It won’t but that’s the look. Goddammit, I’m so sick of how stupid the most powerful people in the world are.
MrWonderfulPoop on
Larry, Curly, and Moe.
MBAYMan on
Looks like the defendants pew at Nuremburg
hamsterfolly on
I am NOT Little Marco! I am NOT Little Marco! I am NOT Little Marco…
ghostisic23 on
I sold my soul to work for this orange pendejo.
MuchDevelopment7084 on
“Please god, don’t let me gag. His breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon”
groovynermal on
Larry, Darrel, and Darryl.
Drittzyyahoo on
Florida’s three stooges, or three of Florida’s stooges… your choice
Go_Gators_4Ever on
Bimbo, Dumbo, and Bozo discussing which McDonald’s Happy Meal Toy is their favorite.
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I sold my soul to this orange Cheeto and all I got was this lousy purple tie.
It’s my turn to change his diaper.
pam bondi is melting
I never noticed how big Marcos ears are.
“See no evil”, “hear no evil”, and “This paste tastes funny”
A meeting of the Turds
“old man says something stupid”
I’m starting to not feel like the biggest and bestest most biggest coolest boy.
I’m going to need you both to suck my dick starting with you. Marco.
I want you to do it like you did last Tuesday.
Don’t breathe. Don’t breathe
“I could really eat a fresh baby, can we order some in once the cameras are off or….?”
JD Vance is suicidal huh. And I’m next for the VP position huh. Fuck.
“Hes got big ears and a sweaty forehead”
Three lying mice
Stay strong! I know it smells really bad next to this guy, but stay strong. Wait! What did he just say? Shit, I missed it! Whatever. Man, this guy smells so fucking bad!
Rubio and Bondi: holy crap, he’s a blithering idiot. DON’T MAKE A FACE, DON’T REACT. Just keep thinking of how much money you made today.
No, no, the memo said it was to be Rubio, Bondi, then me. The blonde always sits by me. Look we’re both wearing blue and I chose this tie to match her hair. Now, dammit, switch places with her.
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest.
bUt hER eMaiLS!
Who farted?
“My god, his wrinkles have wrinkles. And is that a toupee, or does he have a poorly knitted tea cosy on his head?”
“You promised me ice cream if I was a good boy”
“My time will come.” It won’t but that’s the look. Goddammit, I’m so sick of how stupid the most powerful people in the world are.
Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Looks like the defendants pew at Nuremburg
I am NOT Little Marco! I am NOT Little Marco! I am NOT Little Marco…
I sold my soul to work for this orange pendejo.
“Please god, don’t let me gag. His breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon”
Larry, Darrel, and Darryl.
Florida’s three stooges, or three of Florida’s stooges… your choice
Bimbo, Dumbo, and Bozo discussing which McDonald’s Happy Meal Toy is their favorite.
Florida Trash Handlers
The Bad, the Worse, the Ugly