“They’re eating the fruits! They’re eating the peas and carrots of the farmer’s market staged there!”
by llahlahkje
“They’re eating the fruits! They’re eating the peas and carrots of the farmer’s market staged there!”
by llahlahkje
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OMG… I think really The Marines are needed😯😯😯
I am just waiting for one of those deep satire shows to have a bit where they have a mock news reporter in full camos, complete with barb wire on an army helmet and face paint going through a perfectly pleasant Portland.
[Don’t worry, we didn’t have to wait until TACO Tuesday.](https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/trump-seems-to-back-off-portland-military-plan/283-e9c6bdfb-92d6-4881-bb74-09bb325a5270)
Trump is already backing down and is surprised that what he’s seeing on Fox News isn’t what is *actually* happening.
Looks dangerous, hope you make it out ok.
The leaves are changing colors!!
The carnage is just horrific! Why didn’t you use an NSFW tag?
/s
Oh the horror
The amount of happiness there is outright treasonous!
Oh the humanity!!!
The street festivals distract from the ravages of war.
They’re eating the cats and dogs.
The prices are the only thing criminal in this image I expect.
Edge of famine 😢
They eating the vegan dogs
Don’t kid man. One time I got a flat IPA. I was thinking “am I in Sudan?”
Oh the humanity … vegans … those people are vegans!!!
Guys he meant POLAND OKAY? it’s an honest mistake.
Look at it just devastating.
THIS WAS NOT FROM THIS WEEKEND….
It was actually more of a fall vibe? Surprisingly crisp for 75 degrees. But still quite a few people on the Willamette River boating. Overall just an idyllic weekend visiting my Siblings in Portland. Caught a Thorns game and went to “Snack fest” last weekend. Basically Aleppo out there in the PNW.
The war for the kale is the only war going on here.
They’re selling LITERAL Tot’s-N-Pears to mock Dear Leader!!
It’s not ravaged by war __yet__…
So…hellscape huh?
What Trump probably meant was he was sending troops to Poland, but being a senile narcissist he said Portland and then couldn’t admit a mistake and his staff are just spineless sycophants, so they went alongvwith it.
Its the Starbucks latte’s that turn them into communist zombies!!
Source: InfoWars🤣🤣🤣