Isn’t this an old article? I think i read this atleast a year ago
HogDad1977 on
I read this exact article this morning and thought the same thing. Shit journalism.
pichael289 on
It could go either way though, depending on where the water is. If you can move water somewhere and cause a positive effect then moving it in the opposite way will provide a negative effect. Since both of those things are true and AI can’t think or understand context, your going to get both answers.
ThiccSpagetti on
“Where can I get some damn bait?”
Seifertz on
Me walking to my kitchen moves earth’s axis, doesn’t make it news worthy
Drewskeesteezy on
Depends which side of the dam you’re on. Personally I’m on the fence
jusumonkey on
If we scare people into thinking they have even less time in the day we get slightly more clicks than if we tell the truth so…
Nah there’s no reason to adjust tthe story to match the title it’s not like anyone actually reads these.
We just need them to click on it.
thatirishguyyyyy on
Googled Richard Mills and African in Space and got interesting results. I don’t think Richard is real and I don’t think he wrote this
Would that issue not be resolved when the damn get broken down one day?
sluuuurp on
Picking your nose does the same thing. The change is too small to notice as a normal person in both cases.
Expensive-Pea1963 on
Well, dam!!!
TryingTimesCrowEgg on
A giant damn what?!
Southside_Johnny42 on
“Are the any other dam questions?”
Waits-nervously on
Today many people, top people, learned that the Earth is not a perfect sphere. Who knew? Why weren’t we told?
UnWiseDefenses on
Was this a God dam?
assbuttshitfuck69 on
Can we make them any shorter? Days are too damn long for me as it is
couchperson137 on
it was an increase in .06 nanoseconds soo
Flat_Fault_7802 on
NASA also says someone’s been on the moon
Arch3m on
No, no, you’re not seeing the full picture! They built a dam that made the Earth spin a tiny bit faster and shortening the days, so then someone else built a *second* dam facing the opposite way to slow the spin and lengthen the days back to normal! The twin dams are locked in an eternal struggle where the very length of our days is at stake!
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Gotta love ai generated articles
Dam China! Look what you done.
Isn’t this an old article? I think i read this atleast a year ago
I read this exact article this morning and thought the same thing. Shit journalism.
It could go either way though, depending on where the water is. If you can move water somewhere and cause a positive effect then moving it in the opposite way will provide a negative effect. Since both of those things are true and AI can’t think or understand context, your going to get both answers.
“Where can I get some damn bait?”
Me walking to my kitchen moves earth’s axis, doesn’t make it news worthy
Depends which side of the dam you’re on. Personally I’m on the fence
If we scare people into thinking they have even less time in the day we get slightly more clicks than if we tell the truth so…
Nah there’s no reason to adjust tthe story to match the title it’s not like anyone actually reads these.
We just need them to click on it.
Googled Richard Mills and African in Space and got interesting results. I don’t think Richard is real and I don’t think he wrote this
[https://ibb.co/DfcyRCnf](https://ibb.co/DfcyRCnf)
Bottom two links are legit African links.
Would that issue not be resolved when the damn get broken down one day?
Picking your nose does the same thing. The change is too small to notice as a normal person in both cases.
Well, dam!!!
A giant damn what?!
“Are the any other dam questions?”
Today many people, top people, learned that the Earth is not a perfect sphere. Who knew? Why weren’t we told?
Was this a God dam?
Can we make them any shorter? Days are too damn long for me as it is
it was an increase in .06 nanoseconds soo
NASA also says someone’s been on the moon
No, no, you’re not seeing the full picture! They built a dam that made the Earth spin a tiny bit faster and shortening the days, so then someone else built a *second* dam facing the opposite way to slow the spin and lengthen the days back to normal! The twin dams are locked in an eternal struggle where the very length of our days is at stake!