I have no idea what’s going on anymore

    by Ok_Employer7837

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    1. “Katie, I want you to say this on Fox News.”

      “That’s ridiculous, I’m not saying that on air Stephen.”

      “Say it or I’ll have you deported!”

    2. Commentoflittlevalue on

      So she would bend over….. stamp the ground and charge at him head down and he would deftly avoid her at the last moment and the other guy in the corner would shout olé!

    3. NoSpankingAllowed on

      That’s odd because she needs to have sex with elon for her Matador to get excited enough to do her. And clearly she needs elon to get her wound up enough to do him.

    4. He tosses a red piece of fabric, then gets out of the way of their ‘bull.’

      That sounds about like what I would expect.

    5. So much of this administration is built up on male insecurity (abortion needs to be banned alongside contraception so women will have to only have sex with men who will settle down and raise children, porn should be illegal so women don’t have desires outside of their partner) it’s only a matter of time before the administration blames the left for forcing women to be attracted to men like the Hemsworth brothers, and now all women will be freed to be attracted to such masculine powerhouses as Steven miller, jd Vance, and Rudy Giuliani 

    6. Electrical-Wish-519 on

      Can you imagine if David Axelrod’s wife went on CNN in 2013 and started talking about how big his schlong is?

      These are fucking weird people with no social cues. Guarantee you Trumps entire staff talks on the phone in the movie theater

    7. Realistic_Ad_5321 on

      I saw that interview. The whole time I was thinking of Steve Squidward Miller and how she probably just starfishes it the whole time… Looking at the ceiling, face screwed in disgust while she chants “do it for the father land, do it for the fatherland” over and over 

    8. That’s SO FAR FROM WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

      It’s too late for me to cite precise quotes, so you’re gonna get the scribbled notes:

      Fox douchebag yet again talking about something off topic and inappropriate on live TV, something to affect that her husband must be dynamite in bed.

      She answered incredibly sarcastically and said something to the effect of, “Oh yeah! He’s a real matador,” implying he couldn’t bang his way out of a wet paper bag with pre-banged escape routes!

    9. Does that make her the bull while he actively avoids her? Or is it because he has an affinity for bullsh!t?

    10. Alfredthegiraffe20 on

      Sometimes, just sometimes I need to think before turning on my laptop. This was one of those times.

    11. The definition of Matador is literally killer. His job description is essentially to dress overly fancy, tease a creature who is vastly his superior in terms of physical process, quickly step out of the way whenever it is about to reach him, and then stab it in the back with the exaggeratedly long phallic shaped weapon.

      If I were deep deeply in love with my husband and our love life in the bedroom was sublime, “matador” would be pretty close to the bottom of the list of nicknames I would give him, unless I was really confused about how a real man act in the bedroom.

      Additionally how is a south Asian woman happily married to a white Christian nationalist notsee? HOW?

    12. So someone that displays a staged machismo exaggerated performance by attacking injured, preweakenend and vulnerable creatures trying to entertain and convince a crowd of their hyper masculinity when in reality, they are just tiny weak men in fancy suits that are too soft and cowardly to run with the bulls like real men……. Ok….. sounds about right ……

    13. “And I promise you he does NOT dress up in an SS uniform and masturbate to news of deportations,” she also added, completely unprompted. A tear in her eye and slightly shaking, she continued, “He loves me and this is a *normal marriage*.”

    14. She’s saying that he’s not the bull in the relationship and instead directs the bull. This shows they have a strong relationship where she trusts him to direct proceedings with the bull to best satisfy her needs.

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