Sure. Because Matadors play around with Bulls. Not Heifers.
usarasa on
ew
Casual_hex_ on
“Katie, I want you to say this on Fox News.”
“That’s ridiculous, I’m not saying that on air Stephen.”
“Say it or I’ll have you deported!”
Jupitersd2017 on
She’s married to Stephen miller, of course all she thinks about is sex with other people
Commentoflittlevalue on
So she would bend over….. stamp the ground and charge at him head down and he would deftly avoid her at the last moment and the other guy in the corner would shout olé!
toq-titan on
I am going to go back in time and kill my kindergarten teacher for teaching me how to read
NoSpankingAllowed on
That’s odd because she needs to have sex with elon for her Matador to get excited enough to do her. And clearly she needs elon to get her wound up enough to do him.
Tripple_T on
Steve is the matador, she’s the red cape, and Elon had a weird dick.
Any-Nefariousness610 on
I threw up in my mouth
Gemtree710 on
Sounded like a joke not a brag
sheezy520 on
She looks at Steven Miller and gets turned on?
john_kennedy_toole on
Not understanding the concept
No-Writer-1101 on
The face I just made
ScootyPuffJr1999 on
He is a matador, waving a giant red flag all the time.
Ok_Caterpillar_8937 on
So he…dodges sex?
vibrodude on
Being a huge dick isn’t the same as having a huge dick.
lordvitamin on
He tosses a red piece of fabric, then gets out of the way of their ‘bull.’
That sounds about like what I would expect.
LordTinglewood on
Is that a metaphor for teasing gay men, then bailing before it can get too serious?
phishin165 on
He ain’t hitting that right
morecowbell1988 on
The Onion has to be really throwing their fucking laptops this year.
No_Atmosphere_2186 on
Fucking weird
WatchAndFern on
So much of this administration is built up on male insecurity (abortion needs to be banned alongside contraception so women will have to only have sex with men who will settle down and raise children, porn should be illegal so women don’t have desires outside of their partner) it’s only a matter of time before the administration blames the left for forcing women to be attracted to men like the Hemsworth brothers, and now all women will be freed to be attracted to such masculine powerhouses as Steven miller, jd Vance, and Rudy Giuliani
Timely-Youth-9074 on
Matador means killer, killed means dead; it means Stephen Miller has a limp dick.
Electrical-Wish-519 on
Can you imagine if David Axelrod’s wife went on CNN in 2013 and started talking about how big his schlong is?
These are fucking weird people with no social cues. Guarantee you Trumps entire staff talks on the phone in the movie theater
victoriaisme2 on
I bet right wingers are all terrible in bed.
Realistic_Ad_5321 on
I saw that interview. The whole time I was thinking of Steve Squidward Miller and how she probably just starfishes it the whole time… Looking at the ceiling, face screwed in disgust while she chants “do it for the father land, do it for the fatherland” over and over
OLPopsAdelphia on
That’s SO FAR FROM WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
It’s too late for me to cite precise quotes, so you’re gonna get the scribbled notes:
Fox douchebag yet again talking about something off topic and inappropriate on live TV, something to affect that her husband must be dynamite in bed.
She answered incredibly sarcastically and said something to the effect of, “Oh yeah! He’s a real matador,” implying he couldn’t bang his way out of a wet paper bag with pre-banged escape routes!
allisjow on
It’s a misquote. She said Stephen Miller is a sexual mat or door.
TeslaProphet on
Does that make her the bull while he actively avoids her? Or is it because he has an affinity for bullsh!t?
SpiritualAd8998 on
So she’s banging Elon and this is a smokescreen?
Alfredthegiraffe20 on
Sometimes, just sometimes I need to think before turning on my laptop. This was one of those times.
mishma2005 on
Did she mean Sexual Master? Sexual Animal? Sexual…oh never mind these people are weird
Oatmeal_Savage19 on
Does that mean she’s the bull and pegging him?🤔🤔🤔
FosterPupz on
The definition of Matador is literally killer. His job description is essentially to dress overly fancy, tease a creature who is vastly his superior in terms of physical process, quickly step out of the way whenever it is about to reach him, and then stab it in the back with the exaggeratedly long phallic shaped weapon.
If I were deep deeply in love with my husband and our love life in the bedroom was sublime, “matador” would be pretty close to the bottom of the list of nicknames I would give him, unless I was really confused about how a real man act in the bedroom.
Additionally how is a south Asian woman happily married to a white Christian nationalist notsee? HOW?
HereticsSpork on
There’s a reason why cuckoldry is rampant amongst those with conservative values.
18LJ on
So someone that displays a staged machismo exaggerated performance by attacking injured, preweakenend and vulnerable creatures trying to entertain and convince a crowd of their hyper masculinity when in reality, they are just tiny weak men in fancy suits that are too soft and cowardly to run with the bulls like real men……. Ok….. sounds about right ……
Fatty_Bombur on
My lady garden literally clenched. Think I’m just going to let it wither and die now.
UpsetPhrase5334 on
I heard I’m a sexual tyrannosaurus.
DecoherentDoc on
“And I promise you he does NOT dress up in an SS uniform and masturbate to news of deportations,” she also added, completely unprompted. A tear in her eye and slightly shaking, she continued, “He loves me and this is a *normal marriage*.”
apeocalypyic on
The Stephen Miller sex propaganda will continue til morale improves
Fantastic-Cricket705 on
He does look like a dildo with ears
RedofPaw on
She’s saying that he’s not the bull in the relationship and instead directs the bull. This shows they have a strong relationship where she trusts him to direct proceedings with the bull to best satisfy her needs.
backwardbuttplug on
Steven Miller as a sexual matador? Is that with or without the SS costume?
Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat on
What weird terminology. So weird.
olajuwonsfeet on
Sorry, you get a downvote for subjecting me to this atrocity.
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Sure. Because Matadors play around with Bulls. Not Heifers.
ew
“Katie, I want you to say this on Fox News.”
“That’s ridiculous, I’m not saying that on air Stephen.”
“Say it or I’ll have you deported!”
She’s married to Stephen miller, of course all she thinks about is sex with other people
So she would bend over….. stamp the ground and charge at him head down and he would deftly avoid her at the last moment and the other guy in the corner would shout olé!
I am going to go back in time and kill my kindergarten teacher for teaching me how to read
That’s odd because she needs to have sex with elon for her Matador to get excited enough to do her. And clearly she needs elon to get her wound up enough to do him.
Steve is the matador, she’s the red cape, and Elon had a weird dick.
I threw up in my mouth
Sounded like a joke not a brag
She looks at Steven Miller and gets turned on?
Not understanding the concept
The face I just made
He is a matador, waving a giant red flag all the time.
So he…dodges sex?
Being a huge dick isn’t the same as having a huge dick.
He tosses a red piece of fabric, then gets out of the way of their ‘bull.’
That sounds about like what I would expect.
Is that a metaphor for teasing gay men, then bailing before it can get too serious?
He ain’t hitting that right
The Onion has to be really throwing their fucking laptops this year.
Fucking weird
So much of this administration is built up on male insecurity (abortion needs to be banned alongside contraception so women will have to only have sex with men who will settle down and raise children, porn should be illegal so women don’t have desires outside of their partner) it’s only a matter of time before the administration blames the left for forcing women to be attracted to men like the Hemsworth brothers, and now all women will be freed to be attracted to such masculine powerhouses as Steven miller, jd Vance, and Rudy Giuliani
Matador means killer, killed means dead; it means Stephen Miller has a limp dick.
Can you imagine if David Axelrod’s wife went on CNN in 2013 and started talking about how big his schlong is?
These are fucking weird people with no social cues. Guarantee you Trumps entire staff talks on the phone in the movie theater
I bet right wingers are all terrible in bed.
I saw that interview. The whole time I was thinking of Steve Squidward Miller and how she probably just starfishes it the whole time… Looking at the ceiling, face screwed in disgust while she chants “do it for the father land, do it for the fatherland” over and over
That’s SO FAR FROM WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
It’s too late for me to cite precise quotes, so you’re gonna get the scribbled notes:
Fox douchebag yet again talking about something off topic and inappropriate on live TV, something to affect that her husband must be dynamite in bed.
She answered incredibly sarcastically and said something to the effect of, “Oh yeah! He’s a real matador,” implying he couldn’t bang his way out of a wet paper bag with pre-banged escape routes!
It’s a misquote. She said Stephen Miller is a sexual mat or door.
Does that make her the bull while he actively avoids her? Or is it because he has an affinity for bullsh!t?
So she’s banging Elon and this is a smokescreen?
Sometimes, just sometimes I need to think before turning on my laptop. This was one of those times.
Did she mean Sexual Master? Sexual Animal? Sexual…oh never mind these people are weird
Does that mean she’s the bull and pegging him?🤔🤔🤔
The definition of Matador is literally killer. His job description is essentially to dress overly fancy, tease a creature who is vastly his superior in terms of physical process, quickly step out of the way whenever it is about to reach him, and then stab it in the back with the exaggeratedly long phallic shaped weapon.
If I were deep deeply in love with my husband and our love life in the bedroom was sublime, “matador” would be pretty close to the bottom of the list of nicknames I would give him, unless I was really confused about how a real man act in the bedroom.
Additionally how is a south Asian woman happily married to a white Christian nationalist notsee? HOW?
There’s a reason why cuckoldry is rampant amongst those with conservative values.
So someone that displays a staged machismo exaggerated performance by attacking injured, preweakenend and vulnerable creatures trying to entertain and convince a crowd of their hyper masculinity when in reality, they are just tiny weak men in fancy suits that are too soft and cowardly to run with the bulls like real men……. Ok….. sounds about right ……
My lady garden literally clenched. Think I’m just going to let it wither and die now.
I heard I’m a sexual tyrannosaurus.
“And I promise you he does NOT dress up in an SS uniform and masturbate to news of deportations,” she also added, completely unprompted. A tear in her eye and slightly shaking, she continued, “He loves me and this is a *normal marriage*.”
The Stephen Miller sex propaganda will continue til morale improves
He does look like a dildo with ears
She’s saying that he’s not the bull in the relationship and instead directs the bull. This shows they have a strong relationship where she trusts him to direct proceedings with the bull to best satisfy her needs.
Steven Miller as a sexual matador? Is that with or without the SS costume?
What weird terminology. So weird.
Sorry, you get a downvote for subjecting me to this atrocity.