That took me an embarrassingly long 45 seconds to get it. Just staring at pic going ‘what’?
r/mildlypenis
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A widow puts out an ad for a man…
She put out an ad for a man that would not beat her, not run away, and could satisfy her sexually. A few days later the doorbell rings. And in the doorway is a man with no arms or legs. He told her he was there to answer her ad, and she asked him why he thought he fit the criteria.
“Well, I have no arms so I will never beat you. I have no legs so I can’t run from you.”
“How do you suppose that you can satisfy me sexual,” she asked with a puzzled face.
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That took me an embarrassingly long 45 seconds to get it. Just staring at pic going ‘what’?
r/mildlypenis
A widow puts out an ad for a man…
She put out an ad for a man that would not beat her, not run away, and could satisfy her sexually. A few days later the doorbell rings. And in the doorway is a man with no arms or legs. He told her he was there to answer her ad, and she asked him why he thought he fit the criteria.
“Well, I have no arms so I will never beat you. I have no legs so I can’t run from you.”
“How do you suppose that you can satisfy me sexual,” she asked with a puzzled face.
“Well, I rang the doorbell didn’t I?”