TSA is undefeated at making sure no one sneaks in with toothpaste over 3oz.
Harper-DaisyBug on
Bro they’ll confiscate your nail clippers but somehow miss a whole arsenal.
AnonismsPlight on
The worst part about it is that they still fail more than 50% of the tests. It’s a huge margin too though it’s not like 51% it was upper 60% last time I heard.
Hodge_Forman on
I lost a bottle of shampoo and was stuck with a very small amount once I got home until I went shopping a few days later
SelenaCharming168 on
Meanwhile, my shampoo bottle got flagged like it was a bomb.
No_Monk_4477 on
TSA stresses me tf out, about 70% of the time I get profiled, so traveling is like an anxiety speed run
Scrapp94 on
Like what the fuck do you think I have hiding in my shoes
thecrazysloth on
Just remember to put your AK on airplane mode before takeoff
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Bro they’ll take your water bottle but somehow this slips through
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TSA is undefeated at making sure no one sneaks in with toothpaste over 3oz.
Bro they’ll confiscate your nail clippers but somehow miss a whole arsenal.
The worst part about it is that they still fail more than 50% of the tests. It’s a huge margin too though it’s not like 51% it was upper 60% last time I heard.
I lost a bottle of shampoo and was stuck with a very small amount once I got home until I went shopping a few days later
Meanwhile, my shampoo bottle got flagged like it was a bomb.
TSA stresses me tf out, about 70% of the time I get profiled, so traveling is like an anxiety speed run
Like what the fuck do you think I have hiding in my shoes
Just remember to put your AK on airplane mode before takeoff