Caddiss_jc on September 23, 2025 11:17 pm They have gold bonds powder that will take care of that foot stanck
Realistic_Session745 on September 23, 2025 11:19 pm It looks like when a cartoon character explodes entirely and then it only shows the smoke from the explosion with the remains being the shoes 😭😭
leopozo on September 23, 2025 11:21 pm Weirdly, I own the same pair of shoes. I’m here but they vanished.
Prior-Assumption-245 on September 23, 2025 11:29 pm Is it still called a rapture if you’ve been expressed to hell?
esreystevedore on September 23, 2025 11:31 pm How did you take a picture and send it to your wife if you were in heaven?
Sir_Earl_Jeffries on September 23, 2025 11:32 pm You should really consider some foot powder. I can see the smell from here..
brb9911 on September 23, 2025 11:33 pm That’s spontaneous human combustion; Leonard Nimoy told me all about that on In Search Of
WolfofSithis on September 23, 2025 11:34 pm Honestly, I think it has more of a SMITED look to it rather than raptured.
gmasterson on September 23, 2025 11:49 pm I love these shoes. They’ve been my daily walker (lots of outside work) for about 6 years.
NALLEX76 on September 24, 2025 12:34 am Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not widely reported.
madsci on September 24, 2025 12:37 am I did the melting wicked witch routine when my overshoes got [stuck in the mud](https://i.imgur.com/nooj6Kj.jpg).
Cyrano_Knows on September 24, 2025 12:37 am Either a) You were naked and wearing your shoes when the Rapture hit or b) The Rapture takes people clothes and all but leaves behind their shoes. I want to know how Heaven and/or The Rapture works? Which is it? 😀
paulskiogorki on September 24, 2025 12:43 am I like this one [https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1nowo6f/rapture_confirmed_in_portland/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1nowo6f/rapture_confirmed_in_portland/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
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Which direction did you GO??
You texted your wife post-rapture?
Bro was naked and only had shoes on, kinky
The next one is December 15th.
Did you blow fat clouds into your shoes? 😭
This implies you were only wearing shoes.
They have gold bonds powder that will take care of that foot stanck
It looks like when a cartoon character explodes entirely and then it only shows the smoke from the explosion with the remains being the shoes 😭😭
Weirdly, I own the same pair of shoes. I’m here but they vanished.
How long have you had your MOAB 2’s?
🤣😂👍
AH, that happened to my boots, they missed me..
Is it still called a rapture if you’ve been expressed to hell?
How did you take a picture and send it to your wife if you were in heaven?
You should really consider some foot powder. I can see the smell from here..
That’s spontaneous human combustion; Leonard Nimoy told me all about that on In Search Of
Honestly, I think it has more of a SMITED look to it rather than raptured.
Spinal Taps drummer?
Rapture or a smiting?
I have those same shoes.
I love these shoes. They’ve been my daily walker (lots of outside work) for about 6 years.
I suffered a rupture today
As if.
Merrell MOAB2 are goat tier
I have those shoes. They’re great!
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not widely reported.
I did the melting wicked witch routine when my overshoes got [stuck in the mud](https://i.imgur.com/nooj6Kj.jpg).
Either
a) You were naked and wearing your shoes when the Rapture hit
or
b) The Rapture takes people clothes and all but leaves behind their shoes.
I want to know how Heaven and/or The Rapture works? Which is it? 😀
The shoes are sick I’m jelly
I like this one
[https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1nowo6f/rapture_confirmed_in_portland/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1nowo6f/rapture_confirmed_in_portland/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Beautiful!
My steel toes after a 12h shift
Those are great shoes, I have a pair as well
The toes stay out in heaven