Santos_L_Halper_II on September 23, 2025 11:28 pm Just as when it was written: “and lo, the beplugged will be first among you.”
deceitfulninja on September 23, 2025 11:29 pm Pretty deranged people are walking around with these in them and dont even know when they fall out.
NetworkingForFun on September 23, 2025 11:31 pm How can you call it Heaven if you can’t take that with you?
Sisselpud on September 23, 2025 11:32 pm r/DontPutThatInYourAss …at least without sanitizing it first…
nowhereman136 on September 23, 2025 11:37 pm If heaven doesnt allow you to bring your buttplugs, then i dont wanna go
jeffoh on September 23, 2025 11:39 pm Question, if a person is raptured upwards to heaven and has a butt plug pulled out, will they arrive at the heavenly gates mid-orgasm?
Ok_Instruction_3789 on September 23, 2025 11:48 pm Well im sure if it didnt rapture them they got raptured after removal
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Nobody wearin that got raptured.
OP is just plugging away with good posts.
That thing has seen some sh*t
This one’s my favorite so far
Just as when it was written: “and lo, the beplugged will be first among you.”
That still has poop from a butt on it.
Jesus
Pretty deranged people are walking around with these in them and dont even know when they fall out.
Only if it was yanked hard.
That’s mine!
Nah, it’s just portland
How can you call it Heaven if you can’t take that with you?
*Rupture * confirmed
Why do clothes get raptured but not buttplugs? Unless….
r/DontPutThatInYourAss …at least without sanitizing it first…
Rupture
If heaven doesnt allow you to bring your buttplugs, then i dont wanna go
Question, if a person is raptured upwards to heaven and has a butt plug pulled out, will they arrive at the heavenly gates mid-orgasm?
*Ripture* Possible
Hey… You dropped this.
“Better put this down before they call me a sodomite”
“Oh Jesus, I’m coming!!!”
Somebody sneezed in a sundress
Oh I was wondering what happened to that.
Well im sure if it didnt rapture them they got raptured after removal