Hey, Ace Hood said it best; “closed mouths don’t get fed on this boulevard” 🤷🏽♂️
Me personally, I’d just be happy for never having to deal with barely-literate dumb motherfuckers wasting finite resources here.
Prestigious-Mud on
I can’t keep up anymore. Why is there a rapture now?
pm_sushirolls on
Mfers don’t even read their own book. **Matthew 24:36:** “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father”
Additional_Dealer421 on
what’s y’all’s obsession? bigotry ain’t cute
Jamaican_Dynamite on
Good hustle. Televangelists love this one trick!
kaltorak on
reminds me of that woman who started a business offering to provide food and care for people’s pets after they (the people) were raptured, for an up-front fee. wonder if anyone bought in.
unLtd88 on
They wanna take it with them lmao
BiBoFieTo on
Anyone who’s been to church knows that Jesus doesn’t just want your soul, he wants your cash too.
Cmatt10123 on
This happens at least once a year, people are so stupid it pisses me off
72Rancheast on
Genuinely: why don’t they? They can’t take it with them. Hedging their bets like this doesn’t seem very becoming of a “true believer”
Least_Tower_5447 on
Tell them Jesus would want them to give you their money. They believe anything people say after the name, “Jesus.” Apparently, they don’t read that book that tells them what Jesus said.
Intelligent_Arm_7186 on
i dont know why ppl think this is gonna happen. in the good book, you wont know when its gonna happen so…im confused here.
ComicsEtAl on
Should leave them a $20 just in case. Don’t want them showing up Wednesday asking for a refund.
6th_Quadrant on
Old favorite bumper sticker: In The event if the Rapture… can I have your car???
sancatrundown73 on
They would probably just set it on fire instead.
Bokononfoma on
It’s win win for them. They get raptured, they can brag about helping others thru eternity. They don’t get raptured, at least they proved their faith?
this is one of the funniest things in history and we do seem primed to repeat it at some point
Morlock19 on
wait is someone actually thinking the rapture is happening????
orsodorato on
But does the time zone make difference?
orsodorato on
But does the time zone make any difference?
Electronic_Mix_7299 on
Fr I will hold on to that for yall!
dorothy_zbornakk on
if you’re planning on being raptured on tuesday and you live in the pittsburgh area, send me a dm if you have a paid off 2018 or newer prius, rav4, or nissan rogue. thank you.
Forsaken-Guidance811 on
“it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”
God says the play is acceptable, cash only no refunds
AlsoCommiePuddin on
Can the Rapture please happen tomorrow?
Get these conniving people off my commute
MenudoMenudo on
Literally no one is giving all their money away or selling all their possessions. It’s not happening. The only people saying it’s happening are Christian influencers lying for clout, and the people making fun of them.
PsychedelikSoul on
Another rapture? I swear this an annual thing now.
Lol @ tiktok Christians. I think we are indeed entering the end of times.
orangefuzzz on
They better all be leaving. I’m counting on their absence. This world will be such a better place without them. And cheaper.
LegendaryOutlaw on
The Jewish New Year starts tonight.
Do they think Rosh Hashanah is actually the Rapture-shanah?
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😂😂😂😩😩😩 but for real
I’ll take what’s left over….
Hey, Ace Hood said it best; “closed mouths don’t get fed on this boulevard” 🤷🏽♂️
Me personally, I’d just be happy for never having to deal with barely-literate dumb motherfuckers wasting finite resources here.
I can’t keep up anymore. Why is there a rapture now?
Mfers don’t even read their own book. **Matthew 24:36:** “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father”
what’s y’all’s obsession? bigotry ain’t cute
Good hustle. Televangelists love this one trick!
reminds me of that woman who started a business offering to provide food and care for people’s pets after they (the people) were raptured, for an up-front fee. wonder if anyone bought in.
They wanna take it with them lmao
Anyone who’s been to church knows that Jesus doesn’t just want your soul, he wants your cash too.
This happens at least once a year, people are so stupid it pisses me off
Genuinely: why don’t they? They can’t take it with them. Hedging their bets like this doesn’t seem very becoming of a “true believer”
Tell them Jesus would want them to give you their money. They believe anything people say after the name, “Jesus.” Apparently, they don’t read that book that tells them what Jesus said.
i dont know why ppl think this is gonna happen. in the good book, you wont know when its gonna happen so…im confused here.
Should leave them a $20 just in case. Don’t want them showing up Wednesday asking for a refund.
Old favorite bumper sticker: In The event if the Rapture… can I have your car???
They would probably just set it on fire instead.
It’s win win for them. They get raptured, they can brag about helping others thru eternity. They don’t get raptured, at least they proved their faith?
You gotta share the funds frfr lol
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment)
this is one of the funniest things in history and we do seem primed to repeat it at some point
wait is someone actually thinking the rapture is happening????
But does the time zone make difference?
But does the time zone make any difference?
Fr I will hold on to that for yall!
if you’re planning on being raptured on tuesday and you live in the pittsburgh area, send me a dm if you have a paid off 2018 or newer prius, rav4, or nissan rogue. thank you.
“it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”
God says the play is acceptable, cash only no refunds
Can the Rapture please happen tomorrow?
Get these conniving people off my commute
Literally no one is giving all their money away or selling all their possessions. It’s not happening. The only people saying it’s happening are Christian influencers lying for clout, and the people making fun of them.
Another rapture? I swear this an annual thing now.
Lol @ tiktok Christians. I think we are indeed entering the end of times.
They better all be leaving. I’m counting on their absence. This world will be such a better place without them. And cheaper.
The Jewish New Year starts tonight.
Do they think Rosh Hashanah is actually the Rapture-shanah?