@usluck

@usluck

Funny

This is the fortune I just received. China ain’t even sugarcoating it anymore…

September 20, 2025

This is the fortune I just received. China ain’t even sugarcoating it anymore…

by OBannion

View 4 Comments

4 Comments

sljxuoxada on September 20, 2025 11:17 pm

This must be your first dictatorship. They’re trying to help. Listen.
mister-ferguson on September 20, 2025 11:19 pm

“… in bed.”
chone33 on September 20, 2025 11:20 pm

In bed.
CanIgetaWTF on September 20, 2025 11:21 pm

I got the counter part fortune, it read “shhh, just let this happen”

Leave A Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.