Nurgle on September 18, 2025 9:43 pm This is of course a joke. Trump had the FBI end its investigation into Prince Andrew’s links to Epstein. https://www.yahoo.com/news/epstein-not-murdered-had-no-104850564.html
SecureSamurai on September 18, 2025 10:32 pm He once found him next to Prince Albert in a can. ::rimshot::
Opsdude on September 19, 2025 2:16 am “Hey weren’t you in those files I ~was~ wasn’t in?” Edit – i dont know reddit markup. Oh well.
whiznat on September 19, 2025 3:20 am Glad to see the Onion is still able to find absurdity in this most absurd of universes.
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This is of course a joke. Trump had the FBI end its investigation into Prince Andrew’s links to Epstein.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/epstein-not-murdered-had-no-104850564.html
It’s a wonderful secret.
He once found him next to Prince Albert in a can. ::rimshot::
Hahaha. An instant classic.
“Hey weren’t you in those files I ~was~ wasn’t in?”
Edit – i dont know reddit markup. Oh well.
Glad to see the Onion is still able to find absurdity in this most absurd of universes.