FBI sources confirm, that “spouse” is Barack Obama’s nickname.
mausetrap on
The 4th statement from the bottom really… cringe max, might as well put in the date and time
MintasaurusFresh on
Everybody knows that “af” is MS13 code for diluting the white race. I had it from that lady, Tommy Lauren.
wiidsmoker on
I believe it
Dibble_Dabble_Doo on
ROBINSON
I hope they cancel Jimmy Kimmel over this. He was never funny
mausetrap on
And missed opportunity to ask Spouse for GTA VI release date, seems to be in the know of everything
theroamingnome85 on
what in the clanker-generated shit is this?
LoudNoises89 on
cowfishing on
He has a spouse? Didn’t know that.
tom_sa_savage on
How does this feel more natural than what the FBI sent?
PsychologicalBee1801 on
This was just the first draft ai cleaned it up.
PhilboydStudge1973 on
Ok, I snorted
oflowz on
They have a Hamas guy lol
Hobbes604 on
The original really is written in exactly the way texts aren’t.
vintage_cruz on
Ohhhh…so he IS a Hamasexual.
DonutosGames on
Can’t be real because it is not long form writing, does not mention premeditation, does not describe the weapon, does not describe the get-away, and does not discuss life story. If I’ve learned anything this week, it’s that those are telltale signs of genuine text communications between young people. I might need to see a selfie from the roof and a scan of fingerprints, too. I’m learning as I go.
soapforsoreeyes on
I think you missed the “did the check from Soros clear yet? ALL HAIL OUR TOTALLY CENTRALIZED ANTIFA FORCE!”
teddybundlez on
I’m so tired and dumb rn I forgot what sub I was in and was like – well I don’t even know what.
5043090 on
This is fake, right?
To clarify, I mean not a fake that the DoJ released but a fake fake that someone NOT in the DoJ made up. Gotta keep our fakes straight.
1Rab on
… people’s media literacy is poorer than I thought.
pinetreesgreen on
Oddly more believable, frankly.
doubledeus on
This is Fake AF. Everyone knows you have to go a Hamas church. You can’t just talk to a guy. This isn’t Hezbollah.
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Irrefutable proof, right there
Probably sounded better in the original Russian…
FBI sources confirm, that “spouse” is Barack Obama’s nickname.
The 4th statement from the bottom really… cringe max, might as well put in the date and time
Everybody knows that “af” is MS13 code for diluting the white race. I had it from that lady, Tommy Lauren.
I believe it
ROBINSON
I hope they cancel Jimmy Kimmel over this. He was never funny
And missed opportunity to ask Spouse for GTA VI release date, seems to be in the know of everything
what in the clanker-generated shit is this?
He has a spouse? Didn’t know that.
How does this feel more natural than what the FBI sent?
This was just the first draft ai cleaned it up.
Ok, I snorted
They have a Hamas guy lol
The original really is written in exactly the way texts aren’t.
Ohhhh…so he IS a Hamasexual.
Can’t be real because it is not long form writing, does not mention premeditation, does not describe the weapon, does not describe the get-away, and does not discuss life story. If I’ve learned anything this week, it’s that those are telltale signs of genuine text communications between young people. I might need to see a selfie from the roof and a scan of fingerprints, too. I’m learning as I go.
I think you missed the “did the check from Soros clear yet? ALL HAIL OUR TOTALLY CENTRALIZED ANTIFA FORCE!”
I’m so tired and dumb rn I forgot what sub I was in and was like – well I don’t even know what.
This is fake, right?
To clarify, I mean not a fake that the DoJ released but a fake fake that someone NOT in the DoJ made up. Gotta keep our fakes straight.
… people’s media literacy is poorer than I thought.
Oddly more believable, frankly.
This is Fake AF. Everyone knows you have to go a Hamas church. You can’t just talk to a guy. This isn’t Hezbollah.
Lmfao