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    1. The Turkish/Ottoman text on top via chatgpt:

      >The gravest affliction is when a man’s virility is destroyed, such that he cannot engage in sexual union nor take any pleasure in it. This leads to much shame, dishonor, and countless troubles. Because of this, many women turn to other men, and many households are ruined. This ailment is one of the causes of a man’s ruin. If such an illness befalls one, the first remedy is to consult a physician and find a cure. If no physician is found, then resort to the medicines proven by experience and recommended by folk healers. One such remedy is this: take some ginger, black pepper, cinnamon, clove, and honey, make into a paste, and swallow a portion on an empty stomach in the morning. This strengthens virility and renews the desire for intercourse. By the power of Almighty God, many have found healing through this remedy.

    2. Assuming average dick length and waist measurement, how many men would you need to make it around the circle? We need a crossover episode with r/theydidthemath.

      I wonder if they had punishments for the poor guy who finished last.

      Edit: oh damn, I guess ass measurement is relevant too. If someone’s caked up it, it could affect ability to penetrate as opposed to some of our flatter assed friends.

    3. I once posted this image over in r/Conspiracy with the line “mods are busy” and immediately received a ban.

      No regrets whatsoever.

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