“It’s quite honestly closer to ten wars. There are some we’re not talking about.”
dpdxguy on
If you think he couldn’t figure out how to weasel out of those questions, you have never watched him in action. Remember the sharpie and the hurricane map?
I loath the man. But I’ll be goddamned if he’s not the slipperiest politician I’ve ever seen.
MrBlahg on
Maps are a Democratic hoax!!
TheFeshy on
“Ace” means one. It’s quite possible that out of the 14 questions he’d get one answer correct by chance.
SiteTall on
Most/All of these “wars” are situated in Neverworld
I wish someone would ______ his fucking _______ off.
Salamok on
Lets see:
* The war on the price of eggs (technically over because he surrendered)
* The war on government employees and federal agencies.
* The war on brown people.
* The war on the Los Angeles fire.
* The war for the liberation of Los Angeles.
* The war on higher education.
* The war on America and the national debt (gotta love that big beautiful bill).
* The war on women’s health.
* The war on DEI and all things gay.
* The war on any business with a supply chain dependent on anything outside of the USA.
* The war on Tourism.
To be fair he lost a lot of these wars but losing is an ending too.
Honestly though how can he utter that statement and not immediately be asked the follow up question “Oh wow great job which wars are you referring to?”
AskNo2853 on
I’d be happy if they gave him the same US citizenship test as all the hopeful immigrants take, and then deport him when he fails, and the worse he does, the worse place he gets sent.
papyjako87 on
You could do that with literally any subject. Every single time Trump has been pushed on a topic, he crumbled. But for some unknowable reason, most people just let him get away with his random word salad.
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“It’s quite honestly closer to ten wars. There are some we’re not talking about.”
If you think he couldn’t figure out how to weasel out of those questions, you have never watched him in action. Remember the sharpie and the hurricane map?
I loath the man. But I’ll be goddamned if he’s not the slipperiest politician I’ve ever seen.
Maps are a Democratic hoax!!
“Ace” means one. It’s quite possible that out of the 14 questions he’d get one answer correct by chance.
Most/All of these “wars” are situated in Neverworld

“Man, woman, elephant, world, camera, child rapist…”
Seven? It’s gotta be at least 700 by now.
That’s funny.
I wish someone would ______ his fucking _______ off.
Lets see:
* The war on the price of eggs (technically over because he surrendered)
* The war on government employees and federal agencies.
* The war on brown people.
* The war on the Los Angeles fire.
* The war for the liberation of Los Angeles.
* The war on higher education.
* The war on America and the national debt (gotta love that big beautiful bill).
* The war on women’s health.
* The war on DEI and all things gay.
* The war on any business with a supply chain dependent on anything outside of the USA.
* The war on Tourism.
To be fair he lost a lot of these wars but losing is an ending too.
Honestly though how can he utter that statement and not immediately be asked the follow up question “Oh wow great job which wars are you referring to?”
I’d be happy if they gave him the same US citizenship test as all the hopeful immigrants take, and then deport him when he fails, and the worse he does, the worse place he gets sent.
You could do that with literally any subject. Every single time Trump has been pushed on a topic, he crumbled. But for some unknowable reason, most people just let him get away with his random word salad.