Look, if y’all want to troll, fine, but at least spell like an American. Favo(u)rite.
We don’t use the u.
lostpatrol14 on
Satire? It’s horrible when things get posted and it can be believable
JoshCanJump on
Way too coherent.
Syntrak on
What a clown
Exact-Ad-3717 on
I hope the stroke is ok
EffReddit420 on
Shit i thought this was real 🙁
mightysloth35 on
Don’t forget CAPS LOCK
sheezy520 on
I had the biggest stroke, the best stroke, like never before! Doctors have told me they’ve never seen someone so stroked out.
Finalgirl2022 on
The stroke came up to me. Tears in his eyes, yeah strokes are for men only because of the BRAINS, and he said SIR. You are the greatest president I’ve ever seen. Your brain is too powerful. Your IQ is thru the roof. We have to dumb you down for a few days.
Good guys. Great guys those strokes.
LoveRBS on
Come on clot. Hold on just a bit longer!
The_Architect_032 on
This would actually be funny, Trump doesn’t post anything actually funny.
thepetoctopus on
Dammit. This gave me hope before I saw the sub.
sendindaninja on
Its legit, seems like a narcissist would say something like that
How many DAYS did it take DEMENTIA DONNIE to respond? JUST SAD. Donnie suffers another stroke, goes into his safe space almost forever, does nothing (like usual), then tweets incoherently about being a winner? Donnie needs to take the L (just like all the other Ls).
Putin BEAT Donnie
Biden BEAT Donnie
Kamala really BEAT Donnie (Donnie had to cheat)
Dementia BEATS Donnie
Now the STROKE WALLOPED Donnie
Does anybody want this LOSER to continue?
Vote for your favorite candidate – GAVIN C NEWSOM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
spacetraxx on
The only stroke he would admit to suffering would be a stroke of genius.
WorldTraveler2008 on
This has got to be fake as he uses the European spelling of favorite (“favourite”).
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Look, if y’all want to troll, fine, but at least spell like an American. Favo(u)rite.
We don’t use the u.
Satire? It’s horrible when things get posted and it can be believable
Way too coherent.
What a clown
I hope the stroke is ok
Shit i thought this was real 🙁
Don’t forget CAPS LOCK
I had the biggest stroke, the best stroke, like never before! Doctors have told me they’ve never seen someone so stroked out.
The stroke came up to me. Tears in his eyes, yeah strokes are for men only because of the BRAINS, and he said SIR. You are the greatest president I’ve ever seen. Your brain is too powerful. Your IQ is thru the roof. We have to dumb you down for a few days.
Good guys. Great guys those strokes.
Come on clot. Hold on just a bit longer!
This would actually be funny, Trump doesn’t post anything actually funny.
Dammit. This gave me hope before I saw the sub.
Its legit, seems like a narcissist would say something like that
https://preview.redd.it/73hszenjnqmf1.jpeg?width=1906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a2b258f552f51eb4fe8158218b85606410a314
So it never happened…
Possible future response:
How many DAYS did it take DEMENTIA DONNIE to respond? JUST SAD. Donnie suffers another stroke, goes into his safe space almost forever, does nothing (like usual), then tweets incoherently about being a winner? Donnie needs to take the L (just like all the other Ls).
Putin BEAT Donnie
Biden BEAT Donnie
Kamala really BEAT Donnie (Donnie had to cheat)
Dementia BEATS Donnie
Now the STROKE WALLOPED Donnie
Does anybody want this LOSER to continue?
Vote for your favorite candidate – GAVIN C NEWSOM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
The only stroke he would admit to suffering would be a stroke of genius.
This has got to be fake as he uses the European spelling of favorite (“favourite”).
https://preview.redd.it/c89vjokoqqmf1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1122fdb6acba111b4cb9b1f02b4f1be7efbb59
I could actually read and follow along. This has to be fake.
🎶I fought the stroke and the stroke won, doo, do do, doo 🎶
https://preview.redd.it/ulc3unuktqmf1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2c5a21aa8a1e5cd9d3df61cfd17a420f73befd
It’s fake bc he spelled favourite by the British style and that requires a bit of knowledge and class
At least post IN ALL CAPS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO PRETEND YOU’RE $RUMP POSTING!
It is I Donald J Trump your favorite President Forever and Ever Infinity …
https://preview.redd.it/8bavvhnyuqmf1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=a58285a5cac0f5633e74d8205b3f802dd0aa618d
Yeah tell that to Joe Rogan.
A member of the Epstein list wouldn’t ‘stroke’ themselves.
You are jinxing the stroke.