Where is Trump? Some people might fall for the idea that Donald Trump is dead, but I’m sure there’s more to it. Feels like they’re cooking up a new plan—some kind of surprise for the whole world.
Where is Trump? Some people might fall for the idea that Donald Trump is dead, but I’m sure there’s more to it. Feels like they’re cooking up a new plan—some kind of surprise for the whole world.
I think they’re turning him into a cyborg. all hail TRUMP 3000!
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Or he’s alive but had a stroke (or surgery)
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4d chess? More likely he’s been told they might have to operate on his diseased heart or amputate one of his feet. At his age he might not survive a major surgery and his ego might let him die before he’ll lose a foot to McDonald’s.
Totally not dead Trump the God Emperor to rule eternally from the golden throne
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Make Melania come again
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Mecha-Trump
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I think he likely had a stroke and is recovering. All the ‘planning’ in the background is for the inevitable shit storm to follow for the rest of us if Vance takes the throne.
Trump is a horrible person but at some level his being in office leading to the 2016 election is slowing the serious bad shit from happening. Once Vance takes over, it think whatever the long term plans are will be rapidly escalated and I think having military in the streets will be the least of our problems.
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Epstein island
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I bet he has pulmonary edema and/or pneumonia from CHF. Or diabetic ketoacidosis
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I think it’s both. Trump is dead – or perhaps undead and definitely not alive -, and he and his administration are dreaming up new horrors to inflict upon the world.
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I think they’re turning him into a cyborg. all hail TRUMP 3000!
Or he’s alive but had a stroke (or surgery)
4d chess? More likely he’s been told they might have to operate on his diseased heart or amputate one of his feet. At his age he might not survive a major surgery and his ego might let him die before he’ll lose a foot to McDonald’s.
https://preview.redd.it/ia3g48sfadmf1.png?width=2331&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b75b8a6e6ed6786ae96c1d20e2f7efe5315db32
Totally not dead Trump the God Emperor to rule eternally from the golden throne
Make Melania come again
Mecha-Trump
I think he likely had a stroke and is recovering. All the ‘planning’ in the background is for the inevitable shit storm to follow for the rest of us if Vance takes the throne.
Trump is a horrible person but at some level his being in office leading to the 2016 election is slowing the serious bad shit from happening. Once Vance takes over, it think whatever the long term plans are will be rapidly escalated and I think having military in the streets will be the least of our problems.
Epstein island

I bet he has pulmonary edema and/or pneumonia from CHF. Or diabetic ketoacidosis
I think it’s both. Trump is dead – or perhaps undead and definitely not alive -, and he and his administration are dreaming up new horrors to inflict upon the world.
https://preview.redd.it/xjyapkdqgdmf1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b771909fe8864f5946db9a6b67e2ae740326c1
For Trump, it’s always darkest before the dawn
I’m pretty sure I saw him wandering the beaches at Mar A Lago. Cheeto, Pedo Speedo pretty accurately describes him.
I think instead of admitting he has man boobs, he’s going to come out as Donna Trump.
Damn. They slimmed him down for that picture. Usually horizontal stripes make you look even wider
He’s being replaced with a robotic clone
https://youtu.be/klH_htviC_4?si=W6wZIqYq71H0A4Cj