JD Vance just stated publicly he’s been training to take over for months and he’s ready. Very strange statement to make.
joekerr9999 on
He’s probably got a mean robot to fill in.
mcribzyo on
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
mcribzyo on
How difficult do you think it’s going to be to piss on this man’s grave?
Virtual-Squirrel-725 on
He will need to have his ashes spread at sea or it will become the world’s most popular toilet.
ShaggysGTI on
HES GOT THE BLACK SPOT!
MrTiq on
JD Vance as president might even be worse.. there’s no hope.
Cubanitto on
We can only hope.
driveonacid on
I was not awoken by cheering in the streets, so I’m guessing he’s still alive.
Pithius on
Lots of people are saying it
dj_chai_wallah on
🤞
Sinsid on
He is not dead. Due to tariffs, his orange bronzer stopped being imported by the distributor. Trump had an allergic reaction to the new bronzer he tried and his face swelled up even bigger than it normally is.
Appropriate_Iron5090 on
No… Just dead inside…
drstruggleforlife on
I will buy a flag and raise it if he did!
Bubbaganewsh on
I don’t think pure evil can die.
_jjkase on
There’s no way his casket would be that tasteful
It would be covered in the most gaudy gold-colored cloth and gold spray painted thin-gauge steel
bbjenn on
Something is definitely up.
It’s completely not like him not to be in the press 3 days in a row.
I have champagne at the ready. 🥂🍾
Gonzanic on
Mr_Lumbergh on
Nope. The good die young, but assholes live forever.
If he is, that means Schlatt is 3 for 3 on predicting important deaths.
G3tsPlastered4Alvng on
Even if he isn’t, at least he’s getting a glimpse of how happy and excited the world is just thinking about it
AZNM1912 on
Thoughts and prayers.
The_Pharoah on
What’s worse – almost 80 year old trump as President or his young VP?
elcuydangerous on
Some fucking mouthpiece will claim that he “worked” until he died. In reality, he’s probably still alive due to hatred alone. Like some kind of rabbid fucking rat that continues to chew and shit everywhere.
SillyAlternative420 on
I pray for the safe and speedy recovery of the United States of America
DukeNeuge on
Hopefully soon.
WhatIsTheAmplitude on
They’ll have to bury him at sea like they did Bin Laden.
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I’ll believe it when I see the corpse
Oh man. If he passes on the weekend America honors those “commie” unions…
I hope the world leaders snub him one last time by not attending his state funeral.
It’s probably not true. I’m not getting my hopes up.
🎶 Ahhh, Freak Out! 🎶
Would be cool if he could do it in the next few hours.
The parties are prepared. But it’s saturday. And we gotta schedule.
https://preview.redd.it/ned6i5jrw4mf1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57039b01d2302e61f0b07651f10a840e21069e8f
🙏🏽
Would JD Vance really be better?
Oh no, you don’t get to distract us with your death. Release the Epstein files.
He is posting about an AI dog being smarter than him on Truth nazi network.
Goddamn I wish. But no. He isn’t dead yet.
She can finally marry Tradeau.
I don’t get it… can someone enlighten me?
https://preview.redd.it/c1qq85o8y4mf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd9c74e81dc8e823b9513e147bcfb2cabc45748
JD Vance just stated publicly he’s been training to take over for months and he’s ready. Very strange statement to make.
He’s probably got a mean robot to fill in.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
How difficult do you think it’s going to be to piss on this man’s grave?
He will need to have his ashes spread at sea or it will become the world’s most popular toilet.
HES GOT THE BLACK SPOT!
JD Vance as president might even be worse.. there’s no hope.
We can only hope.
I was not awoken by cheering in the streets, so I’m guessing he’s still alive.
Lots of people are saying it
🤞
He is not dead. Due to tariffs, his orange bronzer stopped being imported by the distributor. Trump had an allergic reaction to the new bronzer he tried and his face swelled up even bigger than it normally is.
No… Just dead inside…
I will buy a flag and raise it if he did!
I don’t think pure evil can die.
There’s no way his casket would be that tasteful
It would be covered in the most gaudy gold-colored cloth and gold spray painted thin-gauge steel
Something is definitely up.
It’s completely not like him not to be in the press 3 days in a row.
I have champagne at the ready. 🥂🍾
Nope. The good die young, but assholes live forever.
https://preview.redd.it/ise8fe5u25mf1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0ecb03f77884fc1913d8a99782a9fc6a92ec2e
If he is, that means Schlatt is 3 for 3 on predicting important deaths.
Even if he isn’t, at least he’s getting a glimpse of how happy and excited the world is just thinking about it
Thoughts and prayers.
What’s worse – almost 80 year old trump as President or his young VP?
Some fucking mouthpiece will claim that he “worked” until he died. In reality, he’s probably still alive due to hatred alone. Like some kind of rabbid fucking rat that continues to chew and shit everywhere.
I pray for the safe and speedy recovery of the United States of America
Hopefully soon.
They’ll have to bury him at sea like they did Bin Laden.
