The “just grab them by the pussy” guy is unbelievably stupid.
SamwellBarley on
It’s somewhat comforting to know that he fears death because he knows that if there is a hell, he’s spending eternity engulfed in flames. That makes me feel all warm inside.
Stifu on
If Hell exists, he will eternally suffer there as a 13-year-old boy trapped on Satan’s island, or something along these lines.
FattyMooseknuckle on
Technically all he has to do is ask forgiveness before he dies.
Rich_Season_2593 on
Dementia Test: Ok donnie- remember these 5 things: kindness, self sacrifice, charity, justice, temperance.
Now repeat those 5 things donnie — money, pussy, gold, genius, power
entityXD32 on
Surely his supporters should recognize that him admitting he won’t get into heaven is him telling everyone that the things he does are bad
Evil_Athena on
Satan saw the South Park episode. He’s swiping left!
NitWhittler on
I’ve never bought any Trump merchandise, but I’d gladly pay for a figurine of Trump clawing at the gates of Hell while trying to escape the flames surrounding him.
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I don’t think heaven allows diddlers.
The “just grab them by the pussy” guy is unbelievably stupid.
It’s somewhat comforting to know that he fears death because he knows that if there is a hell, he’s spending eternity engulfed in flames. That makes me feel all warm inside.
If Hell exists, he will eternally suffer there as a 13-year-old boy trapped on Satan’s island, or something along these lines.
Technically all he has to do is ask forgiveness before he dies.
Dementia Test: Ok donnie- remember these 5 things: kindness, self sacrifice, charity, justice, temperance.
Now repeat those 5 things donnie — money, pussy, gold, genius, power
Surely his supporters should recognize that him admitting he won’t get into heaven is him telling everyone that the things he does are bad
Satan saw the South Park episode. He’s swiping left!
I’ve never bought any Trump merchandise, but I’d gladly pay for a figurine of Trump clawing at the gates of Hell while trying to escape the flames surrounding him.
Devil: Hmmm… not a chance.